A blowjob for your brain instead of your genitals would be mind blowing
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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KIROKAZE
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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shark vs the universe
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A blowjob for your brain instead of your genitals would be mind blowing
Slamvender Town - Quad City DJ’s vs. Junichi Masuda
WHO ACTUALLY SITS DOWN AND THINKS TO THEMSELVES, THE SPACE JAM THEME WORKS REALLY WELL WITH LAVENDER TOWN???!
WHY DOES THIS GO SO HARD
im so mad that 1. this exists 2. these two actually go well together and 3. someone took time to make this
Two old ladies having a chat
I’M PISSING MYSELF
I got this a while ago when I did a Top 5 meme, and … tbh, at first I thought it’d be hard. I mean, Bruce is not exactly famous for his compliments, and even if he might think that Dick is the best person EV0R, he doesn’t really say so that often.
As soon as I started...
Tryna act natural around your crush like
GIMME
A pythagorean equation was showing symptoms of nasal obstruction, thick, yellow nasal discharge, and congestion. What do these symptoms mean he has? A sinx infection!
Tag someone you want to know more about...
I was tagged by somethingfunnyandclever Name: Kenny Birthday: July 31st, 1998 Gender: The one that anatomically has testes Sexual Orientation: Bruh I likey the ladies (specifically my girlfriend) Height: 5'10" Favorite color: Blue (or for some people, white) Current date and time: March 2nd, 10:02 p.m. Last thing I Googled: How to spell "serendipitous" First thing to come to mind: Aw, Sara Favorite books: Percy Jackson. Just. Anything Percy Jackson. Fuck yeah, Greek mythology! Favorite movies: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Both characters are fucking awesome), No Country for Old Men, Big Hero 6, and the totally real Nightwing movie that better goddamn happen in the future (yes I'm counting it) Favorite TV shows: Arrow, Flash, Young Justice, and the old Teen Titans (Fuck Teen Titans Go) Favorite drink: Apple cider Favorite alcoholic beverage: I don't believe in alcohol, I'm waiting until marriage (that was a joke, I just don't drink) Last movie I saw in the theater: Big Hero 6 Dream holiday: Staying at home with Nutella, Netflix, and the bae Dream wedding: Superhero EVERYTHING... oh wait, sorry, "wrong" answer; whatever my fiance wants I tag humor-and-destiel and panic-at-the-frisco
marvel: releases something
me: where's clint
Gym buddies <3
inspired in this
I am Beast Boy
Monty Oum was my friend and I am so fortunate to be able to say that.
Those who don’t know Monty don’t understand how hard working he was. He was superhuman in his ability. His keyboard was missing keys because his hands moved so fast, the unused keys would literally get in the way and waste his...
Hey I'm up past midnight, am I finally cool enough for you, DAD!!!??????
is obama even real
(Things Everybody Does But Doesn’t Talk About)
Dancing Puppy vs. Lemon. [video]
In the movie Aladdin, "A Whole New World" was the first time Aladdin heard Jasmine sing, right? What if she actually couldn't sing? What if she couldn't keep tempo at all? Like how would that have sounded? Wouldn't that change how the movie would've ended? Like Jasmine is all out of key and stuff. Like Aladdin: No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming... Jasmine: A whOOLLLe NNEEeeww *voice crack* WWoorrRLLdd Aladdin: The fuck? Jasmine: A daZZzZLiinnGG placE I NEVEr knEeEWW! Aladdin: P-please... stop singing... Jasmine: But when I'M WWWAAAYYY up HERE- Aladdin: Carpet, take us back! Make it stop!
Why slaughter chickens when you can slaughter your enemies?
Now I would like to first state that I, a male, am without a doubt straight and fully support all types of people. But I do also know that I can appreciate and accept that another male looks charming or something. It doesn't mean I wanna fuck 'em, but I just understand that they may be hunky, that's all. And I, in fact, am so certain and comfortable with the fact that I am straight, that I do not mind saying the following sentence; Captain America and Nightwing are some sexy motherfuckers.