A heart’s a heavy burden.

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When exploring outdoors, don't act recklessly — not every body of water you see is meant for swimming. (cr 神秘园)

[pangur-and-grim]

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The Eiffel Tower gets slightly bigger every year. That's because it's alive and slowly absorbing the girders and I-beams from the other buildings in the city. The French government didn't want to alarm its citizens, so they made up a story about it being built by an architect, but that's not what happened at all. In fact, despite its name, the Eiffel Tower isn't really a tower at all.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It's a Paris sight

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I can’t believe we’re doing a site-wide retrospective on Dr. Roberta Bobby tweets and nobody’s mentioned the all time greatest one:

[anglaised]

fuck with me

[spearxwind]

this bot that just followed me is making me absolutely fucking lose it

[derovalfnolem]

onion rings but it goes to voicemail

[makaronypoflotskiofficial]

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

[localcryptic]

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

[targetedknowledge]

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[baronetcoins]

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

[baronetcoins]

what HAPPENED here

[herecomesthefirstday]

obsessed with this costume

[log6]

literally

[perdvivly]

Ah yes, the three numbers: 0, 1, and a lot

[yvfu]