Merp

Maura (she/her) Know you are loved, even when you believe you are not 🖤

[unicouniuni]

Uni's voice.

:3

[deerchasingheadlights]

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[polygamouscaterpillar-deactivat]

[mens-rights-activia]

Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi

3wiamu nii: efri s3 nk⊃fu⊃ bi w⊃ ho a ⊃mo fri s3 br⊃fo ne kasa p3 a ehyia ⊃mo

Onipa: a, ma te ase

[into-the-valley-of-unrest]

Yessssssss I love the sign language addition! @polygamouscaterpillar

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

This is like the side-by-side plates of the Lord’s Prayer in the historical linguistics textbook except so much better

This is the most educational shitpost I’ve ever seen

[thatlittleegyptologist]

[tikkety-tok]

this plant is kudzu. aka 'the vine that ate the south'. a damaging invasive plant that’s a nuisance to the local area in this video. Now look at those moos go

[kai-kat]

reblog if you think gay marriage is legal in bikini bottom

[kai-kat]

VERY GOOD POINT

[spiirt-deactivated20191026]

HELLO??????

[muuunii]

[nonagesiimus]

Ernie: Bert? Hey, Bert? Bert?

Bert: Ernie, what is it? I’m trying to sleep

Ernie: Hey, Bert, did you ever think about all the things you like?

Bert: Well sure, Ernie, but not now, huh?

Ernie: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, Bert

Bert: Ernie, I’m trying to sleep

Ernie: Oh come on, Bert, just one. Just name one thing that you like okay? Name just one

Bert: Alright, Ernie, I’ll try

SUNG:

I like paper clips

Ernie: Paper clips?

Bert: Paper clips!

I like bottle caps

Ernie: Bottle caps

Bert: Bottle caps!

I love pigeons, yeah

Ernie: Pigeons?

Bert: Love pigeons, oh, yes I do

Ernie: Well, Bert, you know

I don’t really like any of those things

But I like you

Bert: Aw, Ernie

Ernie: I like playing jokes

Bert: Playing jokes

Ernie: Playing jokes!

Love my rubber duck

Bert: Rubber duck

Ernie: Rubber duckie!

Ernie: I like bubble gum

Bert: Bubble gum

Ernie: Bubble gum! Yes I do

Bert: Well now, Ernie

I’m not crazy ‘bout any of those things

But I like you

Ernie: I like to lie awake

In bed at night and talk to you

Bert: Yeah, I know

I like to say goodnight and go to sleep

Ernie: I like to go and see the big hippopotamus in the zoo

Bert: Hey, Ernie, you know what?

Ernie: What, Bert?

Bert: I like that, too!

Ernie: I like jelly beans

Bert: Jelly beans?

Ernie: Jelly beans!

Bert: I like lentil soup

Ernie: Lentil soup?

Bert: Yeah!

I like a marching band

Ernie: I like a music box

Both: Yes I do

Ernie: But though I don’t always like everything

Bert: That I like

Both: Still I like you

Bert: Though I’m not too crazy about your rubber duckie

Ernie: Though I don’t love pigeons

Both: Still we’re awfully lucky

‘Cause I like you

@6v7a4m8p5i8r3i8s1m0

[cykelops]

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

[threewitherheads]

it wasnt the LGBT community that brought back Minecraft and it wasn’t the neurodivergent community who brought it back, it was my 50 year old dad who made a replica of the 7 layers of hell from Dante’s Inferno in his survival world thanks

[threewitherheads]

UPDATE:

APPARENTLY HE DIDNT JUST DO INFERNO, HE ALSO DID PURGATORY AND STARTED ON PARADISE

[threewitherheads]

The thrilling conclusion:

[threewitherheads]

IN AN EXCITING TURN OF EVENTS, IT TURNS OUT HE DID NOT DELETE DANTES MINEFERNO

he finished it in creative but hell was made completely in survival

i present to you: Dante’s Mineferno

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

op please upload this so we can all go through minecraft hell

[endervillager]

"Hell was made completely in survival" is an excellent quote out of context

[trytogethappy]

the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel

colorized by me

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

Never forget 🏳️‍🌈😔

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

OP you did a beautiful job colourising these shots

[prismatic-bell]

Notice how OP says “colorized?”

I want to remind you this was the eighties. THE EIGHTIES. Color cameras existed. Color VIDEO CAMERAS existed.

Someone put these in black and white to make them seem long ago and far away.

OP is returning them to their proper place in history: ONLY TWO GENERATIONS AGO.

[zeldahime]

that’s not fair to gideon mendel, the photographer who took those photos in 1993. he took them in black-and-white even though color cameras were available, yes, but not to “make them seem long ago and far away”. he was photographing in black-and-white so they would be taken seriously.

mendel is still documenting and lifting up the voices of people who live with hiv/aids in the project “through positive eyes”. 

if mendel hadn’t taken these photographs, we wouldn’t have a record of these  patients and the ends of their lives at all. it was extremely unusual for aids wards to let photographers in, and the patients took a risk in letting mendel photograph them and their loved ones. 

rest in peace, andré, steven, and john.

[cedarspiced]

someone put a mothman in their window and now there's a crowd of ppl outside the dorms staring up at him and chanting mothman. i love college

[the-spoon-fairy]

The angle of this photo implies that OP is part of the aforementioned crowd.

[cedarspiced]

who do you think started the mothman chant

[datsun350]

Can confirm

[thebootydiaries]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[alexredgrave]

Fuck all romance except whatever that hacker with the heart shaped sunglasses and that nervous detective lady had going on.

[tiktoks-repost]

[wolfchaldo]

[themauralisa]

@chrisflemingfleming do you have GameStop stock??

[dashbeardconfessional]

SPACE JAM was released 19 years ago TODAY

unleash the jam with me. COME ON AND SLAM

[nillyandthefunkybunch]

YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU

[dashbeardconfessional]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[psychiclianna]

SPACE JAM

[needlekind]

happy 20th birthday, space jam

[cheshirelibrary]

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

[tlatollotl]

Study Shows Ancient Americans Bred Dogs for Their Wool

(Inside Science) -- Some people indigenous to the Pacific Northwest selectively bred special “wool dogs” to make blankets from their hair, perhaps thousands of years before Europeans arrived in the area, new research suggests.The study reinforces accounts by European explorers and traditional histories of special wool dogs in the region, and indicates the cultural importance of dogs -- the only animal that had been domesticated when the first peoples crossed en masse from Siberia to North America at least 17,000 years ago.It also reveals the economic importance of wool dogs to communities alon

[peashooter85]

[chibisquirt]

Well it WORKED, dinnit???

[tygermama]

I know two people irl who do this

[indigenousfawn]

Uhhhh “ancient Americans” you mean the Co-Salish peoples who bred wooly dogs up until sheep were introduced in the area? So recently that we have photos??

You mean the co-Salish people that still live in the region?

The article talks about an expensive extensive study of animal bones found in exacavations done to “discover” that indigenous people used dogs for wool. Like why? There’s photos and there’s people you can literally just ask about it. This isn’t new information.

[jenniferrpovey]

Okay, this is the better version.

As I said on the other one, without sheep, giant floofy dogs make a great (and cuddly) substitute.

Sheep are much less cuddly, IME.