Just Some Teenaged Thoughts

[i-am-a-fish]

why do peaches have that thing in them

[chocogummigoodness]

The seed?

[i-am-a-fish]

the thing

[themaurice]

fuckin not even a bit anymore. january and heartbroken again about the same mfing thing. january and i miss napping on him. i dont know. theres no other way it could have played out. but fucking hell. january again.

[themaurice]

Honestly, what I think David Tennant’s doctor just doesn’t get enough credit for is the fact that he made it sexy to be good. Don’t get me wrong, I can read a sexy villain story as well as the next girl, but the 10th doctor well any truly  destroyed the myth that morality is boring. Ruthless justice, uncompromising kindness, a deep and bottomless love and belief in humanity- he takes these things and brings life to them, fills them with humour and fun and energy. And that my friends, is massively important to me. It is militant decency- the fact that you can be angry at everything wrong with the world and still care, be good. It is defiance in the face of cynicism and nihilism and that, in my life, is an incandescently beautiful message. The other doctors are brilliant of course, but David Tennant will always have my heart.

[themaurice]

feeling this a lot today

[homunculus-argument]

I bet my body fucking hates it whenever I get a piercing. Poor thing is like HEY THERE'S A PUNCTURE WOUND. IN THE FACE. A FOREIGN OBJECT IN THE PUNCTURE WOUND. And I'm like oh yeah lmao I know, it's there on purpose. THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S THERE ON PURPOSE?? Yeah I got it put there on purpose, just heal around it. THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S THERE ON PURPOSE. WHY IS THERE A PUNCTURE WOUND WITH AN OBJECT IN IT. ON PURPOSE.

And I'm like chill, it's sterile, we're gonna clean it twice a day so it won't get infected. I DON'T FUCKING CARE THAT IT'S STERILE. And I'm like wow the fuck you mean you don't care? Do you want it to get infected?

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD ALSO MAKE IT NOT GET INFECTED? NOT. HAVING. WOUNDS. WITH. FOREIGN. OBJECTS. IN THEM.

[i-am-a-fish]

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[guerrillatech]

[zzoupz]

tumblr are you telling me something

[zzoupz]

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

[zzoupz]

Ganalf...

[lakevida]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[wizardshark]

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

[waitineedaname]

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

[waitineedaname]

she just asked how many notes this post has and I told her eighteen and with restrained glee she said "this is going to do horrible things to my ego"

[waitineedaname]

I'm out of town rn but I told her this broke 500 notes and sent her some of yall's tags

[bugsybaritone]

Hey op why is the contact icon a T if their name is Julia? *condescending tone* do you have your roommate saved as “trash” in your phone?

[waitineedaname]

nope!

[woman-becomer]

I love cracking my bones. I'm like a fidget toy but more emotionally complex

[queer-as-city-folk]

When am I allowed to stab a man?

[important-quest1on-anon]

march 15th

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's so far away though

[toastyglow]

"he was a master manipulator....an evil genius". my guy, BABIES are manipulative. they have to be, because there's no other way to get their needs met; they're entirely reliant on others. selfishness is an expression of feeling helpless. put another way, manipulation is about unconsciously trying to get people to meet your unmet childhood needs--except that those people aren't your parents and you aren't a baby, and when you exhibit baby-helpless behaviors as an adult who DOES actually have size and agency and power, you hurt people. it's just not usually the conscious, calculated Mastermind Behavior it gets portrayed as.

[xeansicemane]

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

[theyonagoda]

Baiji, or: the Yangtze River Dolphin.

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines