Apathy's a Tragedy & Boredom is a Crime

35. Any pronouns. Hella queer. ACAB. Occasionally NSFW. Consistently bad at tagging. Honestly I don't know what the fuck this is anymore. Good luck to you.

[superconfusedcoryn]

Has this been done?

[feastuponthis]

[i-have-good-taste]

[i-will-not-be-caged]

Wow, so like, people really don’t give a FUCK about helping to put more money in that bitch’s pocket, do they?

[starbitten13]

Okay fuck these guys. I USED to like all of them, especially James, Keira, and Simon, and now I want to punch them all in the face. But sure, go and buy six more houses, trans people don't matter when there's money on the line.

[noah-wyles]

for context and the full list:

[shipperwolf1]

Fuck them, then. Genuinely. Fuck em.

[voidsentprinces]

Reminder that Daniel Radcliffe is still telling them to fuck all the way off for even minor cameos. So it is entirely possible to just say no when you got all the money in the world.

[lgbtqiatext]

[mon3trs]

i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)

[chromaticshift]

i miss her (ttrpg character i never got to play)

[justdrawtheworld]

I miss her (ttrpg character)

[bwaah]

young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!

[hangon-silvergirl]

dimension 20 (dropout.tv) + the onion; say hi, intrepid heroes!

[depsidase]

[acatnamedvirtue]

the 90's audience didn't appreciate S5 john carter with beard working as an RA and for that i'll never forgive them

[meglyman]

Getting a print version of the Onion is a decision I'll never regret

Every one of the 12 "ads" in this version is insulting Musk

[dropoutcontentfortiredqueers]

[batshit-auspol]

A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

[batshit-auspol]

Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.

[ardentguilt]

Article link:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/unlikely-suspect-caught-redhanded-over-failed-rocket-launch-in-bowen-qld/news-story/e489f5e9443d7209906d81e86a4498b0#

[batshit-auspol]

A ... spokesperson?

[hangon-silvergirl]

game changer (dropout.tv) + the onion; i've been here the WHOLE time

[groovysarity]

[spotforme]

this feels the same as being rick-rolled

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

Safety inspection in the Mines of Moria.

[aethelflaedladyofmercia]

They shall not pass ☹️

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[theivorytowercrumbles]

deeply charmed by the opening of the article I found when I looked for an explanation for this

(link here)