gender: your guess is as good as mine Slime Aura

im sable and im a fucking moron

[dogpuppy]

[killrockstar]

what about those of us who want nasty explicit lesbian sex on tv

[muzzlesbian]

this email could've been a 4 hour makeout sesh with whimpering and groping and grinding

[larval-tear]

WHO HASH IS PEOPLE

[faunem]

no weapons against me shall prosper

[grimalditeuthis]

striking amount of similarity between the phrases "babbling brook" & "grappling hook"

[grimalditeuthis]

could be nothing

[rlaehrwk21]

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

[theehorsepusssy]

[ponypaltrail]

[twofadedroses]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked Sylvanas Windrunner and she said you were all... NOTHING

[mayothompson]

party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[recreationaldivorce]

it's not possible to be a crazy cat lady living on her own anymore. because of the housing crisis

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[sevensmallsphinxes]

reblog this post to increase the entropy of the universe

[despazito]

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[dogpuppy]