The great almighty stupid one

Hi My names Rhia, also sometimes known as Blim or Spoofie I like stuff, mostly sheepy things maybe some game stuff, but really its mostly sheep

[strawbunnycakes]

if you see this, you are now obligated to tell me your favorite dinosaur! 🦕

[clearbreathing]

skipping along

[primarchslut]

TOTAL WAR III: WARHAMMER - legendary lords idles.

DARK ELVES - RAKARTH

(remake of x)

[embershx]

Seeing friends having fun in scary fandoms like

[themightyblim]

I will not apologize for being a certified freak because you love me for it <3

[embershx]

Sometimes I forget HOW neurodivergent my friend group is. And then I hear 'Shut up! I know! I know more about dinosaurs than you!'

[themightyblim]

I FUCKING KNOW QUETZALCOATLUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR, I WAS JUST SINGING THE MATT STORER SONG! I AM GOOD AT DINOSAUR!!

[primarchslut]

drukhari used to have bit gags and dress way more like stereotypical bdsm stuff btw

[themightyblim]

I say bring back the bondage gear and leather harnesses. For nostalgia purposes of course~

[themightyblim]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Spoofie is old, better send her off to the glue factory

If you know what I mean

[embershx]

Me and Spoofie are explaining AO3 to our friend and discussing tag ettiquite and my standard is 'will it be searched for or blocked' and dislike superflous tags. As my rule of thumb. Anyway, so I was like 'I don't get why people tag 'so-and-so gets a haircut' if it's not super relevent. And Spoofie was like 'I wonder if people have a hair cutting kink' and before I could even think on the 'well grooming kink could go there I think' we got the flattest most tired 'Yes' from our ex-hairdresser friend XD

[themightyblim]

To be perfectly honest, I should have known the moment I asked such a foolish question that the answer would be of course there is because there is a kink of everything. But the weary and jaded response was very amusing

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

[omghotmemes]

A tale in 4 parts

[hikarigolden]

Wait there’s a follow up

[nanzyn]

im sorry but you guys are so far behind

[nanzyn]

okay wait i went back and screenshotted some (most?) of the good ones that were like on the main plot here so you all saw the top posts with the Irish Stegosaurus well that evolved into

also kind of unrelated but because of this stupid subreddit im actually not as bad at identifying flags

anyways sorry for the long post i just really loved this whole thing

[sabrebash]

The Bat Joke. 💖🦇🏳️‍🌈🐍💖

[lieutenantivant]

Charles Dance at 74: ‘I’m in reasonably good shape for a man of my age’

As he steals scenes in the Oscar-buzzy Netflix film Mank, he talks about having a late career flourish and his new-found heart-throb status

That. Bod.

Look at this magnificent bastard.

Also, Telegraph, some of us were on to his attractiveness long before it became cool.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are vampires so common in romance genres when they

don't show up on camera

are immune to bullets

my point being vampires are the ideal heist protagonists. give us VAMPIRE BANK ROBBERS

[thewolfmanslayer]

Ok, so hear me out:

- Night vision

- Excellent tracking/sneaking skills

- Can hang from dangerous heights that normal humans can't without special equipment

- Seduction skills (useful depending on the situation)

They are Ideal information gatherers and therefore: Vampire Private Investigator/info brokers

[themightyblim]

How does this factor in the need to be invited over the threshold? Does being invited in through the main doors also count for the safe or does that require a separate invitation?

@embershx help me out here

[glumshoe]

the three genres of sex toys:

[thebisexualbooknerd]

You want to elaborate or...?

[glumshoe]

1.) I Can’t Believe It’s Not Genitalia

2.) It’s Absolutely NOT Genitalia; It’s Abstract And Inoffensive Geometry I Swear

3.) IT̥̣̝̖̝̦̭’͜S̯̘̜̬͇̮̪ ̘G̠͍̱̕H̤̖̰̘͖̲͝Ą̝̬̪̹ͅṬ̶A̖̙̥͘Ń̠̱O͓̜̗͟T̡̲͚̱̹̤̬̞H̵̟͍͉̜̩̪O̗̟͢A͕͍̟͍̭̙̪ ͓̝̥̮̩̟̝T̷̠͖H̢̙̝̦E͈̙̱͍͝ͅ ̻͖͡D̢̻͎̲͉̗̭A̡̗̜̣ͅE̞̙M͇̳͜O͔͡ͅN̵̫̱͉̫̻͚̤-G̡͙̯̞O̧̥̳̹͔Ḏ!̮̬̖͓̦͉!!̲̙ LOOK OUT LMAO!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

We all deserve to go to a masquerade ball. I deserve to be anonymous among to aristocracy for one night getting up to general debauchery in a swan-inspired mask that absolutely doesn’t hide my face well enough for me to be half as bold and sensual as I plan to act but everyone else is on board so it’s okay and we’ll all just not talk about it tomorrow.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl keep sending me asks about this like “what’s stopping you from throwing a ball OP”

[shiny-propaganda]

Part of me WANTED to suggest we all donate and pitch in for it and do it. But I think (at least I hope) we learned from the last time (then again probably not since they tried again).

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

a masquerade ball, an event that specifically exists to allow people to lower their inhibitions and act out with less social consequences than they would usually have to deal with, populated entirely by people from tumblr is, and don’t get me wrong, the Worst thing I can Ever imagine

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dashquerade

[thepresidentisnude]

Masquerade Ball Pit

[somarysueme]

The Pit Ball

[mostie01]

Can I show up in my rattiest shirt and sweatpants, alongside the gaudiest mask I can find online?

[dibbunsagainstbedtime]

HELLO??

[fuzzhugs]

This is not a drill! Repeat, this is not a drill!

https://deadline.com/2021/02/netflix-redwall-brian-jacques-1234691020/