Hugh Dancy’s face is a very pretty face,
I’m watching Adam while drunk. A more enjoyable experience than I expected.
Show & Tell

#extradirty
Fieri Frames

oozey mess

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Cosimo Galluzzi
The Stonewall Inn
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sheepfilms

Love Begins

tannertan36

ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
KIROKAZE

bliss lane

@theartofmadeline

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
macklin celebrini has autism

seen from India
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@themindisawindowtothesoul
Hugh Dancy’s face is a very pretty face,
I’m watching Adam while drunk. A more enjoyable experience than I expected.
some of my favorite vintage dresses ↳ green
same tbh
Parrot: What the fuck. What the FUCK. What the fuck.
Me everyday
THE PUPILS
shoutout to twenty one pilots for finding a way to make “we’re broken people” a gleeful rallying cry instead of a crushing weight
This is your personal guardian dog.
He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
Ethiopian opal geode
egg
why you lie this is egg
Undertale Recipe: Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie
Do you smell that? Surprise! It’s a butterscotch-cinnamon pie!
Inspired by Undertale’s Butterscotch-Cinnamon pie baked by everyone’s favorite goat mom! Because this is kind of a, ‘labor of love,’ pie, I’m going to do one other b’scotch pie recipe that might be a bit easier for folks who don’t have the kind of time to put into this recipe. I’d also like to do one that uses actual Scotch whiskey. I realize a lot of the folks on Tumblr who might be reading this may not be able to purchase alcohol, so for now, we’ll stick to a sober b’scotch pie recipe!
Originally made together with @rolllight! Slightly adjusted from this recipe for Jolean’s Butterscotch Pie Pennsylvania Dutch Style.
Ingredients:
1 pre-baked pie crust (I used a store-bought pie crust because I didn’t feel like making one from scratch, but if you’re filled with determination, here is one of my favorite pie crust recipes!) Pie filling: 2 cups whole milk 1/3 cup butter 5 tablespoons flour 1 cup brown sugar 3 egg yolks (reserve the whites for meringue topping) ½ teaspoon vanilla extract 1 pinch salt 1 tablespoon cinnamon Meringue topping: 3 egg whites ¼ teaspoon cream of tartar ½ teaspoon vanilla extract 6 tablespoons granulated sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon Directions:
Prepare pie crust per instructions on package and allow to cool completely.
In a large bowl, whisk 1 cup milk with flour until well blended. Add egg yolks, salt, and whisk together until smooth. Then, whisk in the rest of the milk until blended completely. Set aside. In a large saucepan, stir together butter and sugar until the butter melts and the sugar dissolves. Add cinnamon and mix until well blended. Continue cooking for 3-4 minutes on medium low heat, then remove from burner. Add milk mixture to the pan with the butter sugar mixture. Stir carefully until well blended. Return to burner. Turn heat up to medium-high and just bring to a boil, then reduce heat immediately to medium low. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, for 25-45 min. until the mixture reaches the consistency of very thick pudding - your whisk should leave trails through the mixture. If you are having difficulty achieving the right consistency even after 45 min., add more flour, ½ tablespoon at a time, until it becomes thick enough. Remove from burner and add vanilla, stirring until it is well blended. Pour pie filling mixture into prepared, completely cooled pie crust and chill in fridge for two hours.
Preheat oven to 350 F.
Take the egg whites reserved from the pie filling and pour them into a large bowl along with the vanilla and cream of tartar. With an electric mixer, beat on high speed until frothy and well combined. Add sugar gradually, about a tablespoon at a time, until soft peaks form. Add cinnamon and continue to beat on high until stiff peaks form. Take pie from fridge and spread meringue carefully over it, working from the middle all the way to the edges.
Place pie in oven and bake between 10-15 minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle top with cinnamon. Allow to cool completely before serving - this may take a while because of the meringue topping. You may wish to chill the pie in the fridge for a few hours.
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
this post had me in tears
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”
Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”
one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”
Tried to say “medieval lit class” while talking way too fast and ended up saying MEDIEVAL CLIT CLASS
wait did i mention that i said this in front of my students while i was teaching? cause that’s how it happened
a cashier told me “have a good day” at the same time as I was saying it, so I tried to switch to “you too” and ended up actually saying “have a good doo”
I'm back for a while
*tumbles out of the RP section and looks around* well shit.
Wiz Khalifa Violently Arrested For Legally Riding Hovercraft At LAX
Rapper Wiz Khalifa was slammed to the ground by 7 grown police men and arrested at the Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday after he refused to get off his hoverboard.
“Haven’t been slammed and cuffed in a while. That was fun,” he tweeted, along with a photo and video of the incident.
He also posted a video to Instagram in which over three officers can be seen holding him to the ground. The officers repeatedly tell Khalifa, whose legal name is Cameron Thomaz, to “stop resisting” as he responds, “I’m not resisting.”
Police say he was resisting arrest but the Video shows differently. Several news stations have tried to reach the airport for comments but have so far been ignored.
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#StayWoke
Me on a Date: So how do you feel about platonic male and female relationships
Date: I don't think it's possible I mean, girls fall in love really easily and I-
Me stuffing breadsticks into my purse: I suddenly have to go home right now.
Reality vs. “reality.”
Can you reblog this if you’d RP with someone over 30?
I’m 30 and face a lot of age discrimination in the tumblr rp comm so admitting my age sucks.
I was reading through the comments in the tags, and I noticed a lot of:
“As long as you’re not creepy, I’m okay!”
“As long as you’re not a pedo!”
People over 29 are not automatically creepy or pedos. They are just as likely to be either as a 20 year old; most are less creepy because they are more experienced. Age discrimination is pretty gross. Does anyone really think that 29+ yr olds are going to think less about the concerns of smutting with someone under a age of majority? No, they probably think about it more because they haven’t been a grown child for years and face the real world more then the kiddos around.
Saying “As long as you’re not X” is pretty gross because it is implying that they are more likely to and contributes to the very reason why people over 29 are so reluctant about sharing their age — It IS age-based discrimination.
Also, just because someone is 30 yrs old does not mean they are something less than because they are still interested in rping. If you do the math based on the theory that most rpers begin around the age of 15-17, they may have been rping since the early 2000s, and some for even longer. That is 15+ yrs, so why would they suddenly be disinterested in something they have been doing for longer than some rpers are in total age. Do you know how many years of experience 15 yrs adds up to? If you want to become a good writer, then seek out those with the most experience.
If you don’t discriminate against rpers for being younger, then don’t do it because they are older. Nothing in life should have a time limit or expiration on interests that make people happy and bring no harm to others.
Personally, I hope to still have a passion and love for rping when I’m 90 yrs old and sitting in my nursing home. Never forget, kiddos, that you’ll be “old” someday and facing people telling you not to love the things you love because you’re past your expiration date.
mresundance
When your platonic trash AU husband is obsessed with Penny Dreadful and you just sit there confuse cuz a ‘penny dreadful’ was a cheap horror novella that was available in the Victorian era and this show is more like someone took all them and just smashed them together so you could ship.
accurate
I will never understand you, husbro.