The Tardis

I'm a lover of a great many things. I like to read and write, I'm a Anthropology major. I like to blog about TVD,Sherlock,Doctor Who,The Walking Dead, OUAT and many more.

[rockandrollchick29]

Imagine teenage angels. Imagine all of them going through their rebellious phases. Imagine all that shit God had to go through.

[rockandrollchick29]

#if we thought cas was bad now  #teenage cas would be a disaster  #I LOVE HIM DAD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND  #cas you’ve known him for like ten minutes  #FUCK YOU DAD IM GOING ON A BENDER  (via this-total-fuck)

[i-am-definitely-not-misha]

#‘GABRIEL WHY IS YOUR HAIR PINK’  #‘you can’t tame me asshole’

[wetsammywinchester]

#LUCIFER! #did you wreck the world again? #I spent a lot of time working on that #DONT YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME

[draculavren]

#HANNAH WHAT ARE YOU WEARING #’but father all the humans on earth are wearing it-’ #I DON’T CARE WHAT THEY’RE WEARING GO CHANGE THIS INSTANT

[awwwcastiel]

#balthazar would just get shitfaced like every night  #and he’d probably always end up coming home in someone else’s clothes  #’Son i think it’s time we talk about your collection of pink tutus’

[profoundhearts]

@vinnie-cha PLEASE WORK UR WONDERS AND DO SOME FANART ON THIS

[vinnie-cha]

OKAY I DID THE THING

[cat-lover-1001]

[thewhiterabbit42]

Help a girl out, tumblr.  

I have free time to write and too many ideas.

There’s Wicked Games just hanging out in my docs, but it’s like chapter 8 calling to me (because fuck chapters 5-7).

There’s the Debriel royalty AU still nagging at the back of my mind.

Griff’s over here like wtf woman, where’d all my love go?  How ‘bout you throw all those other outlines / scenes out the window and write this fix-it instead.

I have an unfinished Ketch drabble I could finish.

And then there’s the third part of the Best Laid Plans which has been begging me to fix the royal screw up I made of it (compared to my original idea). 

Or do I say forget it all, browse tumblr, and see if anything prods the muse?

[themistressmaster]

Best Laid Plans, though I love whatever you write. I dont see anything wrong with Best Laid Plans, did you plan on rewriting all of it? Can I also suggest Three’s Company?

[ecmshock]

“I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves.”

— (via amargedom)

[amargedom]

“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”

—

[cutecatzone]

[thewhiterabbit42]

Wicked Games: Part 3

Summary: Things get a little hairy for you, and you find out the motivations behind Huehuecoyotl’s game.  

Pairing: Gabriel x reader

Word Count:  2239

Tags/Warnings: explicit violence, ongoing captivity, sex dungeon 

Wicked Games Masterlist

Your instincts finally kick in, and you try to escape… only there’s nowhere to go.  

You dart to the side, colliding with something solid, and the darkness is suddenly a stone curtain walling you in on all sides.  

“This will go easier if you just relax,” he advises congenially, as if he’s about to prick you with a needle instead of doing god knows what with that blade.  

Sweat slick palms drop to cement, muscles coiling tightly in preparation to launch.  You wait for the trickster to make his move, and it’s not what you’re expecting, as a surge of limbs shoot out from the shadows, enveloping your body from head to knees.  

Fingers, hands, arms all lock around you like vices, trapping you in place as the trickster gently turns your leg.

“Now remember to breathe through the pain.  It’s imperative you feel every moment of this.”

Keep reading

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aenramsden]

I want to see a fanfic where Harry hatches a basilisk.

I want to see a fanfic where he looks up “magical snakes” as soon as he gets to Hogwarts because that thing at the zoo always bugged him, and so the Trio works out that it’s a basilisk immediately after the first petrification in Second Year. But they don’t know how it’s getting around or where it is or anything, so Harry is just like WELP SET A BASILISK TO FIND A BASILISK while Hermione and Ron are like HARRY NO.

I want to see a fanfic where Harry sticks a chicken egg under a toad and makes all these plans about how he’ll talk to his huge deadly snake and get it eye-blinkers and shit so it doesn’t kill people and make sure it’s not too aggressive, and somehow it never occurs to his twelve-year old brain that the chicken egg has a total volume of about four tablespoons and he is not going to get the giant King of Serpents he is expecting.

I want to see a fanfic where it finally breaks out of the shell and Harry finds himself with a bb!basilisk too smol to even have the murder-eyes yet, who can only petrify someone for about half an hour before the effect wears off. She eats spiders and gets tired very easily and demands that he wear a hood she can curl up in and sleep.

(She is also the same vivid green as his eyes and already hideously venomous, but doesn’t like using her fangs because she says they get cold and give her brain freeze when she unsheathes them.)

I just… I really want Harry with a haughty, demanding, arrogant danger noodle who has an overinflated sense of her own importance, views Hedwig as a TERRIFYING MENACE because she isn’t big enough to eat owls yet and keeps up a steady stream of insults hissed in Harry’s ear whenever she’s near someone who has a Dark Mark (which she can sense at close range). And who is basically useless as a familiar because she refuses to slither across anything other than sun-warmed stones or Harry, hasn’t got a very powerful gaze yet and doesn’t like biting people.

(Except snake-arm-people. She finds snake-arm-people confusing and annoying, and would probably make an exception on the no-biting thing where they’re concerned.)

[thepioden]

I mean there are obviously a lot of factors influencing snake growth rate but if we assume basilisks just get stupidhuge because they grow their whole lives and are immortal, this snake is probably going to be at least 8 feet long by Deathly Hallows, which is a significant and intimidating chunk of scaly muscle that is intelligent enough to do what it is told. Like, you know, hey, bite this necklace.  

So I mean by like his fourth year it’s going to be pretty hard to hide this snake that is nearly as long as he is tall and it’s not going to do much for his reputation that the Boy Who Lived has a pet fucking basilisk but holy damn does it make book seven a whole hell of a lot shorter. 

[galahadiant]

I feel like I should write this

[twinkie13]

can you just imagine him ron and hermione coming up with increasingly ridiculous excuses trying to hide their pet baby basilisk in the dorms (hagrid would be so proud). how long do you think it’d take before harry’s pet basilisk is just a really badly hidden secret between all of gryffindor? and the ensuring antics of the entire house as they try to keep mcgonagall from finding out? (she knows something is up, but even just thinking of what could be big enough the entire house is trying to keep it from her makes her want to break out the firewhiskey)

ron gets the idea to try and practices parseltongue with baby basilisk since he hears harry talking in his sleep with it all the time anyway (and ngl, baby basilisk is kind of adorable and eats all the spiders in the dorm so he doesn’t have to deal with them, he’s pretty smitten once she hatches), and as soon as hermione overhears him trying it, she’s dragging him and harry to the library because, well, parseltongue is a language, why can’t they learn it? so it’s the two of them alternating between hissing at harry and hissing at the basilisk and harry is trying so hard not to laugh because 90% of what they’re saying is utter nonsense and the basilisk doesn’t even bother, because she likes these two humans but wow are they dumb, that’s not how words work.

[mzminola]

#i really wish jkr took more advantage of the parseltongue thing

#it was so freaking cute when harry just chatter with the friendly boa constrictor at the zoo

#it was such a nice boa constrictor

#let harry met more nice snakes [tags via twinkie13]

[amloveabledeathmo]

I love parseltongue and Hermione like welp it’s a language and then most everyone in their year ends up learning it even the other houses just like the horrible scary snake language ends up being the secret language between the kids so they can gossip and the teachers are like what. Also Hagrid would love the baby basilisk.

[yamihiei]

You know most would just pick up a few curse words and insults.

what is everyone else is thinking when the Gryffindors start hissing under their breath? Their table sounds like a snake pit and it’s eerie af. The Slytherins are pissed cause surely this is a joke at their expense. And obviously everyone turns to Harry because he’s the ONLY ONE who could have stared this.

And can you imagine someone flubbing a scentence and activating a parseltounge feature of the castle? A small group of Gryffindors are complaining about astronomy and suddenly the stairs turn into a super slide. Discovering Salazar’s secret liquor cubbord. Secret passage ways being stumbled into left right and center because no one can pronounce ‘greasy git’ in parseltoung(besides Harry) but they’re sure as hell gonna try

[thetwentycommittee]

What if parseltongue isn’t in any books so Hermione just gets gets harry to say stuff and then she writes it down like

‘Harry I’m tearing my hair out please conjugate “to want” in the present continuous’

‘Hermione it is three in the morning’

[ellatholmes]

✍🐛 writer worm has made her way to your dash!! may she bring you inspiration, motivation, and lots of cheering while you write!! 💛

[cerseilannister]

[dancewithklaus-blog]

heyitsminaj12:

Klaroline rule: reblog this whenever it comes on your dash. 

oh yessss

[endless-sky93]

oh I just started to miss this on my dash. God bless its back :)

[a-little-blonde-distraction]

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[calamity-chaos]

All the World’s a Stage

Supernatural AU

Royalty AU kind of???

Debriel x Reader

I’ll post a summary tomorrow, I’m tired

[thewhiterabbit42]

It’s after midnight.  I should be sleeping, considering I have to get up at the crack of dawn since my kids are going back to daycare for the first time in months tomorrow.  But I just had to look at this earlier and encourage my muse to go on a late night bender half-outlining half writing the following beast we all know I will start and never be able to finish:

This is not your typical Royal AU.  Then again, X and Dean are not your typical royals. X comes from one of the few kingdoms where women primarily rule.  Dean comes from the mysterious empire next store, responsible for keeping the monsters beyond the realm of humans at bay.  The X and Winchester empire have been at war for decades, with the Winchester’s viewing X’s philosophy that not all monsters deserve to be killed as a slap in the face for all they and their people sacrifice.  

Gabriel is one such monster.  An angel, smuggled into X’s kingdom and hidden within a group of mage’s employed in her family’s court.  X grows up with him, knowing his secret from a young age, and vowing to keep him safe.  

Despite being betrothed to the youngest Winchester since birth as a means for peace between their kingdoms, X finds herself largely free of the Winchesters and carefree… until a tragic accident claims the lives of her parents, and Sam suddenly weds himself to another, voiding a treaty that, unbeknownst to her, kept several kingdoms from turning against her as well.

X’s willing to do whatever it takes to maintain peace for her people, including accepting Dean Winchester’s offer of his hand over his head on a pike for coming to her aid.  But, she’s not prepared to give up her best friend’s secrets, including a more intimate one they now share, forcing her to walk some very fine lines to keep it all from falling apart.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

[persephhona]

[derekhalesprayercircle-blog]

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

[suicidemydarling]

This fucking this^^^ 

[despotic]

I’ve always loved this.

[dangerhamster]

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

[knitmeapony]

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

[tevintersass-deactivated2015071]

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

[spteatime]

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

[sapphicsugar]

My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.

That guy was really a huge teddy bear.

[hailtothepanek]

My friend is tiny and she was at a concert when she was 15 or something and they were about to do a wall of death and she was right at the front. She started to realise this was not going to end well for her, but then this massive guy next to her picked her up and put her on his shoulders just as it began. After when she asked why, he said “if I didn’t pick you up you would have been crushed.” Metal men are nicer than most.

[piss-pirate]

I think the rules for metal dudes are universal. 1. Look out for smaller people that could be hurt and help them. 2. If someone falls, help them up. 3. If you see anyone being a dick fucking pulverise them

[ailithnight]

If demons looked like demons Evil would be quite rare. It’s the demons dressed as angels For which we must beware.

[parlezvousladybug]

Reblogging for that perfect last addition

[thewhiterabbit42]

Summary:  When a trickster seeks revenge on Gabriel, he traps the archangel in a sex dungeon with the person he despises the most: you.  

Series tags/warnings: dark fic, medium burn, kidnapping, sex dungeon, mutual pining, enemies to lovers, violence, graphic depictions of horror, dub con, non con, oral sex, it’s a sex dungeon so likely all the sex, confessed feelings, bondage, more tba

This is a dark fic with many, many sexual triggers.  Individual chapters will have their own warnings tagged.  You have been warned.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3 - Coming Soon!

[themistressmaster]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hey all, chapter five is now up!

Title: Keys Rating: Explicit

Pairings: Gabriel/You, Gabriel/You/Loki, Lucifer/You

Summary: The weight of an entire universe is placed on your shoulders. Do you have Archangels and Norse gods trying to claim ownership over you. Your siblings are prone to starting the apocalypse. Chuck wants you out of the way and Lucifer wants you right where you are.

Yeah, you were having a great day.

[najd-social-club]

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something