YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE CRUNCH.

🌈👭❣️

[cykelops]

straight people mad at “gays only event” jokes like they dont restrict blood donations, hotels, schools, jobs, and adoption. Zzzzzzzzzz

[cykelops]

im not gonna spoon feed the straight people in this post any information or common sense about how your feelings about a joke and systematic restrictions and oppression of gay people isnt the same thing like at all

[robertmitchum]

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

[disneyfeverdaily]

Baby of mine..

[theavengers]

I don’t know how you’re gonna get through all of that.

[love-wont-stop-this-bomb]

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency → 1x02 Lost & Found

[drunkenhills]

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

[larrysamericanmum-deactivated20]

Here’s a secret: this is exactly how you’ll feel when you get to your 50’s. So never fear getting old, it is very liberating. Even better: Don’t wait till you’re old, because you can never know what will happen

[drunkenhills]

This is the best reply this post has gotten and I thank you for it.

[vanjets]

[petermorwood]

Sacks and violence.

[wadey-wilson]

mcu + improvised scenes

[raylalas]

Does marvel even write scripts

[wadey-wilson]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Best addition

[always-a-pleasure]

Parks and Rec Meme: 4/8 characters “My mom’s puerto rican, that’s why I’m so lively and colorful.” 

[scootsenshi]

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

[overlord-surgeus]

Person: I know it’s hard because he’s your dad-

Me: It’s not

Person: But you love him deep down-

Me: I don’t

[blondiepoison]

[ithelpstodream]

[neversarcastic]

When the bae thinks ur trying to cuddle but really you are just sapping their warmth to fuel your own reptilian body

[that-green-evening]

The Sims ended up with same-sex relationship support thanks almost entirely to gay programmer Patrick J. Barrett III.

[partysoft]

“At the time, it wasn’t considered ‘normal’ to be gay or lesbian,” [Barrett] said. “Some even saw it as dangerous. But in The Sims it was normal and safe to be a gay person. It was the first time we could play a game and be free to see ourselves represented within. It was a magical moment when my first same-sex Sims coupled kissed. I still sometimes wonder how in the world I got away with it.”

[theveryhornycaterpillar]

Retail Gothic

A customer pleads to be let in after closing time. They only need one item. They only ever need one Item.

A customer is looking for an item. You do not sell the item. You have never sold the item. You do not know what the item is.

An item does not scan. “It must be free” the customer jokes. You look at them, their mouth hangs open as they laugh. They have too many teeth. 

You ask your colleague how their day is going. They look back at you their eyes hollow and devoid of hope. You nod in understanding. No more is said.

A security barrier goes off. You look around but there is nobody there. There is just noise.

You say good morning to a customer. You hope it is still morning. You are no longer sure how time works. 

Colleagues  disappear as they move on to better things. You do not know where they go but sometimes you see them months later. Their eyes are bright and their smiles real. You know better than to question these things.

There is a man. He comes in every Wednesday. You have never seen him buy anything.

You see an actor from that happy show years before. They are looking at deodorant. They look sad. 

You go to the stockroom to find an item. You look around but there is nothing. The system says you have thirty two. The system always say you have thirty two.

You walk through the warehouse. All you can see in every direction is Christmas trees. It is July.

They ask to speak to a manager. You look around- there are no managers. you cannot remember the last time you saw a manager. What does a manager look like? 

[lgbtteenshk-deactivated20180801]

my feelings of affection towards this post are unreal

[sesherhesher]

imagine being smacked down by fucking Ed Miliband

[kvasrespecter]

piss morgan hitting a new low after being owned by the political equivalent of a wet cloth