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*leans against the wall* So, is there a mistergendering?
every transfem needs a little transmasc friend who had a cannibalism or horror phase for a few months to years and is obsessed with blood and every transmasc needs a little transfem friend who has rejected humanity and identifies as a dog & has memories of being a computer
*raises glass of orange juice* for the boygirls
I crave intimacy and partnership but only in the very specific ways in which I can tolerate those. And I don't want to be pessimistic!!! But I'm not sure I'll ever find that. I feel like I'm asking for too much.
Submitted May 18, 2023
I hate you allosexuals who infantilize asexual people I hate you allosexuals who act like Iām a fluffy asexual kitten you found on the side of the road I hate you allosexuals who ask me weird questions about sex because Iām asexual I hate you allosexuals who act like asexuality is a mental illness I hate you allosexuals who want me to tell you that you arenāt shallow for liking sex I hate you I hate you I hate you
Spin the bottle but it's hugging and showing platonic affection.
Thereās this tree that I see everyday and I knock on its trunk 3 times everyday (Iāve been doing that for a little over 2 years), and when I have time Iāll talk to it, like about my days or whatās happening, etc. And the last few days Iāve been feeling not too hot, you know like nauseous, and all my joints hurting, a headache, extra tired, my throat was really sore. So I knocked on it this morning and asked for it to help me, not expecting anything, but immediately after, like 2 maybe 3 seconds after I said that, I hucked up a bunch of mucus and phlegm and immediately felt like 20x better. I donāt know if it was some super mega placebo or just the mystical powers of nature, but either way be nice to your local trees.
They ask me where do I fall on the spectrum
They ask me if I've fallen in love
They ask me if I fell asleep
I tell them I never fall
Falling would require tripping
And I never trip
#DrugFree
no more girl bossing, it's woman failure hours
if gender is a performance then i was understudy for five characters and itās opening night and none of the leads showed up so now i have to simultaneously play five characters and what the FUck itās hard to change costumes so fast.
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A cat owner invited their neighbor over for dinner and introduced their four cats. āThatās Alogue, Aract, Erpillar, and Astrophe,ā they announced. The neighbor was surprised and asked, Where on Earth did you get those names?
Oh, those are their last names, the owner said. Their first names are Cat.
I present to you, tumblr, the pique of my humour in the form of these homemade Aro and AroAce memes made at 1:13 am. Enjoy!
Reminder that it's aphobia if you tell an aspec that they need a partner to be happy.
Yes, even if you told them first that you accept them the way they are, and you're just "expressing concern".