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[themoonmyman]

letoilelune -> themoonmyman

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[strange-aeons]

Do you love the colour of the sky? I'm also in Ontario :')

NO ITS REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

the weather today is Creepy Orange

[sidepoint]

how is he always this fucking cute how does he walk around like this and not get kidnapped by any man who looks at him how

[etheltempest]

[meowddie]

Sidney Crosby waiting for Geno to come to Pittsburgh

[argillaforma]

thinking about shane who in his late 30’s discovers that he might be autistic and kind of freaks out about it because he’s already the gay hockey player and the asian hockey player he doesn’t also want to be the autistic hockey player with all the negative stereotypes it comes with but he finally confides in ilya one day and says i think i might have autism and ilya gives him a soft look and says yes i think maybe you do and at first shane gets a little angry at ilya because why does it seem like you knew? how did you know? why didn’t you tell me? and ilya says because i think you deserve to figure out how you feel without me plantning ideas in your head and no matter what you would still be my shane, trying to be all sweet about it and shane gives him a careful look and asks is that why you haven’t turned on the overheard light in 2 years and ilya sighs and nods

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[taydaughter]

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

[visacardteamloverrr]

love ya our fav goalie ss74

summary: yn yln is a reporter/journalist, single mother of a beautiful little daughter, and a mother to every baby penguin there is. menace to the uncs. president of famous yln's goalie club. we all know how the goalie situation looks like in pittsburgh. will the club welcome stuart skinner? we shall see a/n: on the shorter side cuz no lie im not feeling it. burnout is hitting hard, might take a little break. news of stu to winnipeg hit in the middle of making this. it may be underwhelming but i needed to get something done. one day maybe i'll edit/rewrite/delete this. as for now - enjoy.

yn_pitt

yn_pitt yeah we cried, love ya our fav goalie

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yn_pitt to one of my first penguin friends, to the one that made me feel welcome in the big scary adult world - it's been an honor to watch you play but it is a greater one to call you our friend, cheers to an amazing career and amazing soul <3

kletang_58 Watch out he'll prank you

yn_pitt we had a truce

unclover yn i've just stopped crying can we not

e.malkin71geno Little one was so little

bigFour naurrrrr sb give me tissues

yn_pitt

yn_pitt uncle tanger's week

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crosbymysaviour the last pic ✋

kletang_58 She knows ball

yn_pitt no pls stop old man rutgermcgroarty mr letang that's not...

e.malkin71geno Why not my

yn_pitt give me patience yn_pitt yours lost, she didn't feel like 71 kletang_58 Suck it up geno it's L e t a n g

rickardrakell he doesn't know ?

kletang_58 Don't tell me that little demon yet again chose Flower's jersey first yn_pitt what can i say - she appreciates the goalies yn_pitt rick you're getting flamed in my next article 🤗

rutgermcgroarty ben ben ben

rutgermcgroarty i think you scared him off...

yn_pitt

yn_pitt some new faces and some...old

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erikkarlsson65 the point still stands

yn_pitt oh i know

skinnergoalkiller STUUUUUUU

benkindel_11 unc

yn_pitt run erikkarlsson65 kindy kindy...

crosbymyc the amount of swag cannot be matched

rutgermcgroarty real

unclover stuuuuuart

pensqueens is stu welcomed into little yln's goalie club?

skinner_74 slowly getting there arturssilovs1 couldn't be me yn_pitt "arty don't fight with mouse" - wise words of the little one

bigFour i live for her laughing at the boys

bigFour whose pic will be next

yn_pitt

yn_pitt days off

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rutgermcgroarty come back !!!!!

benkindel_11 please do

erikkarlsson65 don't listen them, we're having fun

rickardrakell so much fun! jbraz17 liars

kletang_58 Child labour

yn_pitt and who makes kindy grab all the pucks? kletang_58 Never said I'm not guilty

4liferss two queens

skinner_74 little yln rocks

yn_pitt she's flattered

yn_pitt

yn_pitt the goalies of pittsburgh

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rickardrakell i've never realised the eye thing

yn_pitt they're haunted by the goalie spirit

arturssilovs1 why did you do this

yn_pitt you look like the cast of inside out yn_pitt disbelief, poorly contained disgust and murder erikkarlsson65 please stop watching movies for kids yn_pitt says you

skinner_74 let me guess, little gave you this idea

yn_pitt whatt makes you say that mouse skinner_74 nothing. i just thought that goalies biggest fan deserves some presents but i guess not yn_pitt thats sabotage

bigFour somebody ban yn's twitter account quick

crosbymyc she was put on earth to humble nhlers (rightfully so)

rutgermcgroarty am i dreaming

benkindel_11 yn what is this

erikkarlsson65 she's getting older cut her some slack benkindel_11 yn i like it very very much

yn_pitt

yn_pitt little penguin is so big already, when did i get old

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kletang_58 I'm blocking you. It's abuse

e.malkin71geno Little one so big

connorcliff28 pls email me your secret folder

yn_pitt you have to guess what its name is first noelacciari theUncs noelacciari i expect to get it by 5 yn_pitt cookie cookie be grateful i love you

crosbymyc secret folder? yn...i have a business offer for you

yn_pitt im listening... rickardrakell absolutely not. goodbye. offer denied

pensqueens omg baby penguin is so big already

rustyyy_92 i feel so old

yn_pitt girl me too

erikkarlsson65 so does it mean you're an unc

unclover DAMN SHES FINEEEE

unclover pardon me, it was the wind

rutgermcgroarty sneaked 2nd silde and though no one will notice #sneaky

benkindel_11 little yln my favourite d

skinner_74 you're not old and little will always be little

yn_pitt bro i am skinner_74 bro you're crazy

yn_pitt

yn_pitt from the archives for my starved pens fans

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benkindel_11 how many folders you have

yn_pitt wouldn't you like to know weather boy

crosbymyc we all say in unison Thank you yn, give us more pls

rustyyy_92 beauty

noelacciari im scared of erik

erikkarlsson65 good

e.malkin71geno Looking very good

kletang_58 Admit I'm your favourite model

yn_pitt

yn_pitt winner winner chicken dinner or smth

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kletang_58 Where am I in this post?

yn_pitt in the likes as you should unclover oof tanger she did ate you up

connorcliff28 what a damsel in distress in the 2nd

rickardrakell is that the cake that rut fell down with

rutgermcgroarty you promised. arturssilovs1 it was very much not. i would never erikkarlsson65 i have it on film

rutgermcgroarty why is she doing this thing again

benkindel_11 maybe because it did work the last time yn_pitt im calling sid. its abuse yn_pitt AND cancelling the next dinner rutgermcgroarty no please don't i can't please not this benkindel_11 i thought you love us

bigFour what.is.happening.in.the.comments.

skinner_74 nice photographer you have there

yn_pitt for a mouse he's not that bad skinner_74 would say he's kinda great yn_pitt agree to disagree

yn_pitt

yn_pitt the adults are back!!!

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kletang_58 Finally, it was getting scary

arturssilovs1 i would help you

rustyyy_92 yep

rickardrakell i would help

yn_pitt lol nope

skinner_74 im not on there?

yn_pitt you wouldnt even be in school, you're like the kid who comes in for 3 days and then randomly disappears

erikkarlsson65 no lie

erikkarlsson65 and thank goodness they're back. he was getting pissy

e.malkin71geno We back!!!!!

yn_pitt hell yeah!

benkindel_11 cmon im tryinGGGG

crosbtmyc i love how they don't even question it

4liferss theyre scared of her. as they should

yn_pitt

yn_pitt little princess had the time of her life! the scary nhlers too

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penguins We loved the cake! Presents are waiting for Little Yln

crosbymyc admin spill what was it which princess was on it erikkarlsson65 princess erik. and his dwarfs kletang_58 Call me a dwarf one more time and I swear

connorcliff28 idk what i'd expected but defo not our faces on a cake

rickardrakell thankfully this time the cake didn't end up on the floor rutgermcgroarty it was ONE time rickardrakell so now you admit it was true rutgermcgroarty yn help

rustyyy_92 Tanger pulled the princess dress the best

yn_pitt your version of aurora was nice too kletang_58 Thank you Rusty

pensqueens rusty and tanger in gowns, i need to see pictures asap

unclover imagine if geno would be in one erikkarlsson65 he was mother gothel erikkarlsson65 because he is an unc unclover i-

e.malkin71geno I look best

kletang_58 Here he comes... benkindel_11 sid ate both of you up

bigFour happy birthday little penguin!

unclover im so jealous rn

arturssilovs1 didn't know stuart is a dancer

skinner_74 i have a couple of tricks up my sleeve

yn_pitt

yn_pitt love is in the air (so is attempted murder)

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erikkarlsson65 i love my cap my cap loves me

rustyyy_92 it was not.

yn_pitt you were laughing like a maniac afterwards rustyyy_92 maybe

rutgermcgroarty @/benkindel_11 do you love me

benkindel_11 kiki, do you love me? are you riding?

unclover where is sid when we need him

bigFour sid if you hear me somewhere there tell me about the pic

yn_pitt What is there to tell. - sc87 rickardrakell yn he stole your phone. again. yn_pitt am i surprised

pensqueens is ben the ceo of little yln's goalie club

skinner_74 is he yn? benkindel_11 yeah, am i? yn_pitt oh no look the clock be moving skinner_74 as it often does, now answer the question yn_pitt bye

yn_pitt

yn_pitt just cheesing around... PLAYOFFS BABYYY

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penguins can admin be as cool as you

yn_pitt babes admin is alr so cool

penguins Playoffs!!!

kletang_58 I hate you

kletang_58 I LOVE YOU

4liferss why do i feel like she's secretly one of my oomfs...

yn_pitt ;)

skinner_74 why am i on fire

yn_pitt cuz you are on fire ? skinner_74 thanks bro

erikkarlsson65 i owe you my life

crosbymyc if we get another stanley cup you'll share the folders, deal?

yn_pitt *when. deal

rustyyy_92 pleaseeeee im cheesing hard

yn_pitt didn't know we have a philosopher on the team rustyyy_92 a true Socrates

rickardrakell absolutely not. bffr. im blocking you

yn_pitt and im just cheesing around rickardrakell hope little one gives you hell ❤️

yn_pitt

yn_pitt not in pittsburgh for two weeks, if my favorites will get traded you'll be hearing about me in the news...

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unclover oh thats not

pensqueens quick tip - throw your phone away !

bigFour im genuinely worried about her

penguins have fun!!!!

crosbymyc girl penguins admin is in denial

yn_pitt i am never ever speaking again. sid taught me better than this

yn_pitt

yn_pitt they've already heard everything what they had to hear. boys, little one will miss you dearly. so will i

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connorcliff28 will miss the yln's

yn_pitt you crying? connorcliff28 heck yes im crying

noelacciari thanks for the memories (and the folders)

yn_pitt i do not interact with the mortal enemy (cookie come back)

erikkarlsson65 to everybody reading this: you, yes you, are signed to the almighty Pittsburgh Penguins, amidst the uncertainty of the team's future. beware of one of the team's reporters and her kid. good luck!

rutgermcgroarty yeah dad's taking the divorce quite well as you can see

rickardrakell that's why im staying as long as you're covering us. if i would see this shit aft-

connorcliff28 rub the wound into the salt won't you noelacciari you mean salt into the wounds right? connorcliff28 and that's why you're going to the f*****

yn_pitt

yn_pitt pittsburgh to winnipeg back and forth it is. not really how i wanted to announce who shares the 'fav goalie' tittle with flower but unfortunately hockey is a world on it's own. stuart little you'd better go and win hearts of winnipeg.

yeah we cried, love ya our fav goalie ❤️

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skinner_74 already have won over two of the most important hearts, that's all i need ❤️

yn_pitt bro stop it skinner_74 can't help myself

kletang_58 I need you to stop having close relationships with our goalies

kletang_58 Too soon? yn_pitt your jerseys are burning rn

connorcliff28 i had so many ideas to give him shit...

rustyyy_92 fuck i cant do this today

e.malkin71geno Me too

arturssilovs1 does it mean i get the pink cup on tea parties now...

skinner_74 im taking it with me. arturssilovs1 she won't let you yn_pitt ha ha ha funny story...flower has it arturssilovs1 i give up.

unclover yn i've just stopped crying can we not

bigFour naurrrrr sb give me tissues

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[themoonmyman]

he lives on my desk now

[gaynehollander]

Ilya throws Shane a surprise birthday dinner. Only he doesn't actually tell any of their friends that it's Shane's surprise birthday dinner, they all just think it's a regular dinner party. When dinner is served, Ilya stands up, as though to make a toast and says "it's Shane's birthday! Surprise!" (It's not, Shane's birthday is in a few days but it wouldn't be much of a surprise if it was on the actual day).

Cue everyone freaking out because they didn't actually bring a gift and Shane just looking vaguely confused but definitely entertained. Then Ilya reveals a pile of presents he's bought for Shane and tells everyone to pick one out and give to Shane. This idea came about because Shane always complains about birthday presents being thoughtful but ultimately useless because, being a multi-millionaire, anything he wants he could just go out and buy so Ilya's bought him a bunch of stuff he knows Shane will like but that he'd never buy for himself and all of their friends get to be just as surprised as Shane by what "they" have gifted him.

[themoonmyman]

thinking about geno's "who's name this guy" "that's loki" "loki hi. thank you for coming" at present

[infertilityidol]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[jewelcoatfish]

interviewer: ilya rozanov, do you have any comment on the alleged homophobic comments targeting you in today’s game?

ilya: if they could just put their minds off where i put my dick and into where i put the puck, maybe they would notice that it is going into the goal

interviewer: shane hollander, do you have any comment on your husband and captain’s rather coarse language?

shane: is he wrong?

[nicolegendary]

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.