★sleepingindust★

☆Faith☆22♡Line Cook♡Taurus♡ ♡She/Her ♡Oregon♡

[themoonsnatchedmywig]

Took the automatic meat slicers virginity today

[gla1ie]

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Update: This is her husband

[cvberitual]

Their husband.

[april]

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

[april]

i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts

[april]

there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

[april]

[originaldumbbaby]

damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this

[merliinsbeard]

due to personal reasons i will be image

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

We Put A GoPro On A Centipede, What Happens Next Will Fuck You Up For Life

[curseworm]

every single post that says its ok to not wear makeup has like nine hundred replies saying “actually some girls LIKE the inescapable, crushing demand that they expend their money, time, and energy concealing and altering their natural features to better mimic an artificial and unattainable standard!!! leg contouring is girl power”

[theabsurdistcryptid]

it’s okay you can just say you’re bad at putting on makeup

[curseworm]

its ok babe you can say you never learned to identify misogyny and have zero empathy for gender nonconforming women

[antiandrogen]

mood

[suck-mein-pokeballs]

I’ve been in Tumblr long enough to go from the girl to the old man

[bruhlancey-deactivated20170706]

Draco’s picture on the Black family tree makes me laugh so much though

what is that hat why are you wearing that omg 

[inthislight-remarkable]

[aboonoor]

[deermouth]

[apocahipster]

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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[ruffboi-mags]

your friendship is fucking amazing and should be treasured forever.

[thriftedangels]

*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

[rembrandtswife]

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

[sunshine-tattoo]

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.

[hydro-homies]

slimothy

[dorothygale]

i’m glad the wider population doesn’t know about “gays can’t drive” because people would see my driving and see the rainbow magnet on my car and be like ah yeah that tracks

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[valtsv]

[birthdaylobotomy]

ready for summer when the sun is alive and the world is green and alive and the water is cold and soothing and everyone is just so overwhelmed with all of the chances to go and run like feral little kids

[cybersadbitch]