Crabtivating

Welcome to my blog! I like to put a lot of random stuff on here, so brace yourselves and feel free to send me an ask anytime! I'm the girlfriend of the wonderful spinturnix/owlsrevenge and she's too fucking cute for words ^_^

[themostkawaii]

Hi hello I haven’t posted on this site in many years but after hopping on again, browsing all the Star Trek blogs, and being inspired by the wealth of art (and memes) I’ve found there, I wrote a little fanfic for fem!Spock (T’Pock my darling).

Voila. You can read it on AO3 if you want. No worries if not. I tried to tag it appropriately.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

In case the link doesn’t work well:

Title - Though the Door

AO3 Name - shipping_express

Quick Summary - Based on a prompt from my wife, wherein T’Pock has had to deal with those fetishizing her half-Vulcan existence in the past. Set up as a oneshot. Technically set in the AOS universe but also works in the TOS universe - it’s really just my own AU.

[paula-zotter]

A digitalized school doodle.

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[a-lil-strawberry]

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

[everythingfox]

BIG obstacle

[twotheleft]

[meganfisherdraws]

🚀💪🏻❤️

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

[foxnewsanchor]

why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[thelighttasteslikelasagna]

hesitate, bitch

[nest-deactivated20181209]

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

[lostalive]

A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.

[johannesviii]

In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.

[squidwithelbows]

do you ever just regret making something

[blithefool]

Bless you, OP.

[ikolit]

bury me in sarek/amanda content 

[neetols]

Oh no

[gayjimothy]

jesus christ

[talixagain]

[weedmeupscotty]

[spirkpride]

Spock, whose first instincts in the morning are to be soft and cuddly: Good morning, T’hy’la

Jim, whose first instincts in the morning are to be a little shit: Good morning, T’husband