Who am I?

The title was just to seem intellectual. I know who I am. I am Sunku.

[specularreflection-deactivated2]

I love this artist

http://extrafabulouscomics.com/

[reversecow]

why is LOUSIsuSISS such an itty bitty schmudgy wudgy fluffy wuffy squishy wishy baby duckilNG

[reversecow]

#it gives me life to think of how pissed off he’d be if he saw this

[blocklava-deactivated20171001]

"Good Morning" “How was your day?” “Be careful” “Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe” “Sweet dreams” “How are you?” “I hope you’re feeling better” “Have a good day today!” “I miss you” “Good night” “Can you come over?” “Can I come over?” “Can I see you?” “Can I call you?” “You’re beautiful” “Want something to drink?” “Watch your step” “Let’s watch a movie” “What are you up to?” “How is your day so far?” “It will be okay” “I’m here for you” “Do you need anything?” “Are you hungry?” “I just wanted to hear your voice” “You just made my day” … You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

blocklava (via neon-vagina)

[freehim2018]

when the PE teacher makes you run

[unlawfully]

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

[simplysylvie]

on a scale of oberyn martell to sansa stark how good are you at hiding how much you hate someone

[istait]

If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

One of the most eye opening things I’ve read in a while (via agirlnamedally)

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[clamville]

hellmo

[heatsnout]

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

[ukulelerapboy-deactivated201601]

some of my favorite tags:

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some more gems:

[midwest-lavender]

this post just gets better and better

[thecompanionsdoctor]

[militaryfit-bombshell-deactivat]

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

[filharmagic-deactivated20140217]

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a deity

[fozfens]

HOLY FRICK I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

[nerdamongnerds]

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

[melvester]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

[fuckingrecipes]

THIS RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

[ohcarararara]

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I USE IT A LOT AND IT’S THE BEST AND JUST DO THIS THING

[pantyraiding-deactivated2013080]

reblogging again cause I love this stuff

[xetl]

[5kippingheartbeats-blog]

[thatfunnyblog]

single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion

[cybergirlfriend-deactivated2022]

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

[themomerath-archived]

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

[radicalace]

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

[georgemallory-deactivated201604]

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

[photoshoppedreality]

I read this to my boyfriend and he’s been like this for the last five minutes…