hell, at best

sarah. 26. she/her. general menace to society follow me on twitter, instagram, and tiktok

[pukicho]

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

[pukicho]

Cool, not me though.

[thenarwhals]

i look these on my way to therapy

[thenarwhals]

Can you guys guess what my favorite show was during this period of my life in which I was experiencing severe suicidal thoughts (Hint: read the tags on the original post)

[thenarwhals]

please call me niall horan if you’re listening please niall horan i am begging

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[bunabi]

Times like these I remember that Malcolm X quote about healing and how it requires acknowledging the knife is there. Things like "this isn't who we are" and "this is un-American" and "what are we? [insert another country]??" reveal a deep seated denial of American history and state-sponsored domestic terror that I'm just not gonna entertain anymore from leftists over the age of twenty.

[notgreengardens]

"If you stick a knife nine inches into my back and pull it out three, that is not progress. Even if you pull it all the way out, that is not progress. Progress is healing the wound, and they haven't even begun to pull out the knife. They won't even admit the knife is there."

X

[tony-hawks-underground]

[thenarwhals]

There was a dog roaming the hallways at my school this morning

[thenarwhals]

I posted this 11 years ago but anyway here’s a picture of said dog incident

[thenarwhals]

what did 1d do i was sleeping

[thenarwhals]

Man I would kill to experience this high again

[thenarwhals]

the locals will understand

[thenarwhals]

At work, might break a bone

[animalamor]

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

[thenarwhals]

bark bark bark

[kylekylekylekylekylekyle]

do you ever think a stick bug and one of those bugs that has evolved to look like a leaf have come together to maximize their joint slay and serve tree branch realness at the insect ball

[maeamian]

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline [phone]) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

[maeamian]

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.