Charlie And The Fuck It Factory

Genderfucked trans masc human striking fear in the hearts of many. Very gay. I will stay on this ship till it sinks.

[jungwildeandfree]

hi sorry im late i had to put on my gong underwear (i get hit in the nards by a yoga teacher swinging an enormous felt-wrapped hammer and you hear a deafeni

[spuffygifs]

[knightofleo]

[punkrock-bottom]

I should be allowed to call in sick to work simply because the vibes are yucky

[punkrock-bottom]

Turns out you can and I did. You just have to lie

[tallahasseemp3]

biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

[vasira96]

realizing how many times i could have asked for some grace or some help with something from a boss or a teacher or my college advisor but i didn't because deep in my bones i believe that people who have that kind of authority over you will not only not help, but simply asking for their help, bringing their attention to me and my problems will get me punished!! but if i had been brave, if i had just asked, i could have had things easier!! but i didn't because i couldn't because of how terrified i am that asking will make things worse, and to that i say, i think i kind of hate my parents, actually

[taibhsearachd]

To everyone who is feeling a little sad right now... close your eyes. Hold out your hands.

I am gently offering you Ring with Cat and Kittens, 1295–664 BCE.

[m00nnewt9]

So beautiful! Is that green jade? Thank you for sharing the photo.

[taibhsearachd]

It's Egyptian faience, which is a translucent glaze over ceramics! It comes in a variety of green and blue shades and all of them are so pretty.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

let's be Third Intermediate Period ceramics with mama

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

one must imagine sisyphus completing a successful job interview and getting a callback

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[common--loon]

(removes the heating pad from my lower back) also baby this is my house???

[starlight-shadowbanned]

how old are you

under 30

30+

Voting ended onMay 12

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[targetedknowledge]

[saul-tortellini]

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

[importantcatpics]

[moniquill]

[dannyvantass]

This Alaskan parka is windproof, waterproof — and made from bear intestines | CBC News

It's waterproof. It's windproof. It's lightweight and durable. And it's made from the intestines of two bears, painstakingly cleaned and sew

I really wanted to know more about this, especially how the water proof stitching works. Here's more information on this project, and hopefully more in the future!

[tehnakki]

This is amazing! I need to make a note to play around with that water proof stitch technology soon.

[cheryl-is-a-flower]

reblog to kiss prev on the forehead niceysstyle

[nonlynear]

theyre teaching me how to sleep perchance to dream tomorrow

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Ok so what did this post mean then

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that