Avlönskt

Call me Avl! Shitpostblr | Messblr Queue posts every 60/30/20 mins I try to tag #nsfw (#ish) posts Inactive Langblr @polyglos ★ he or they is fine — 22 ★ Linguist — Conlanger (art by my boi)

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol

like girl... help! lol

[sesamie-moving]

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[drcuriousvii]

hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[trinket-rearranging-imp]

notice anything strange about the arrangement of your trinkets?

>:3

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

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[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[solreefs]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

[bruntalism]

[undeadcas]

lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

anthropomorphizing things is a cheap way to have a bit of fun. look - those two things are brothers. watch them interact. oh no.. they hate each other. they feel that their familial bond is a millstone

[thenightavl]

Hello Mr. Avl! I just want to say that you have been a massive inspiration for me, and that I have the utmost respect for you!

I made my first conlang after discovering your work, and it has been a wonderful learning experience. I've always had a passion for linguistics, but I've realized that this is the field I want to be part of.

I'll be starting university this Fall for a Bachelor of Arts in Linguistics, and I plan on pursuing a Master's degree.

Truth be told, I don't really know what careers there are in Linguistics, but I'm confident I'll find something.

Thank you very much for the inspiration.

Hey there! Thanks for your message :D So glad to hear you’re so inspired - all the best with the Linguistics field! It’ll be a blast.

[pisshandkerchief]

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

[indigosfindings]

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

[cryptotheism]

The monk gazed into the vase containing God and saw nothing. He asked his master why the vase was empty and his master said the vase is not empty. And the monk was enlightened.

[homunculus-argument]

"My italian boyfriend reacting to-" girl not only are you keeping a full-grown adult male italian as an illegal exotic pet, not keeping him appropriately enriched and causing needless stress by doing things like showing him incorrect pasta, you're filming your crimes and posting them on tiktok. That hand movement is a distress signal that they do when confused or agitated, it's not cute to trigger it on purpose. When was the last time this man has been to church.

Also if you're outside of Europe, that also makes him an invasive species. Whoever imported him into the country should be in prison, and if your boyfriend ever escapes (which he should), so will you.

[beardedmrbean]

[6qubed]

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed