i swear im not a bot ive been here since 2015

She/her.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[tomeofbirdcalls]

i keep referencing this stupid image when talking about tsfs so i made a proper edit

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[dogpuppy]

[probuccalfat]

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[punishedby-love]

Can’t flirt but I’ll piss you off if you’re into that

[juneacademiaa]

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it

[louisegluckpdf]

thinking i might stay soft. gonna be pissed as hell if i get eaten tho

[3liza]

[3liza]

[rejamart]

tiny chapel

[a-book-of-creatures]

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was discovered by accident during the Apollo program when NASA discovered what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[blignick]

[christianstepmoms]

The contemptible termite

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.