A Tale Of Monsters And Middle School

New Salembury is an extremely normal and not haunted Pennsylvania small town, and Nellie Blythe is an extremely normal girl. TRIGGER WARNINGS: The Normal School is a horror comedy. Heavily features violence, scopophobia, blood, body horror, unsanitary, and unreality. Death is mostly just nonhuman antagonists - semi-serious blog for my original story that can hopefully be better tagged than my main, I’ll put things on here that remind me of it as well as posts from my main about it.

[brucespringsteencomments]

[harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires]

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

not santa leaving claw marks and saliva all over the front door since we sealed up the chimney... your ass is banished freak

[weirdsatellites]

Dispatch #634 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM)

1. Molten Hellscape Hospital 2. Wall of Nothingness

[unplaces]

Hanging Rock Hwy, Logan, West Virginia.

[depsidase]

[headspace-hotel]

[juno-infernal]

[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE

[bernard-jackson]

[rohnoc]

Kyli Walls

[pangur-and-grim]

found a slug on the catio

[phyllali]

hey rq what is this....... just....wondering....

[pangur-and-grim]

that's Upstairs George. you needn't worry about him

[extremewave]

[loving-parasite-moved]

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

[loving-parasite-moved]

Thats what i mean with this now . Fuckign commit violence against that beast until they have your disability we're getting representation the hard way 2night

[ghostkidabs]

I can’t get over this fucking photo

[sa2ha]

[ad-wills]

[transpool-moved]

autistic guy stimming with his hands accidentally casts incredibly difficult and destructive spell 89 dead 578 injured

[epilepticsaints]

[jojofromtheinternet-deactivated]

[thenormalschoolofficial]

what if i made garden chairs of solitude alive in new salembury

[thenormalschoolofficial]

new salembury is too rural to have a significant pigeon population, but it DOES have THESE stupid motherfuckers, which are like if pigeons were horses. knowing only of life as a trusty human companion, these once-majestic animals now must adapt to being totally unwanted and living in the shadows of human society while navigating an incredible tendency to fall over and break all of their legs. not all garden chairs are alive, but the ones that are can typically be seen awkwardly shambling about the edges of the woods in ragtag flocks. it is unknown how they form, but it definitely has something to do with being left in the exact same spot for years at the mercy of the elements. nellie and oliver’s current hypothesis is that it takes a bit for the magic to build up a thick enough crusting on it, like a faster form of calcium carbonate. all photos belong to @terriblerealestateagentphotos

[thenormalschoolofficial]

horsechairs, or sometimes chairmares as they’re jokingly called, look exactly like their inanimate form if they were put in an oven and now they have wobbles and warps like a shrinky dink. they have no sensory organs. they navigate the world through the sole sense of extreme receptivity to environmental vibrations. they have no sexual organs. they cannot reproduce and cannot die. they are pathetic