The Not-So Humble Life

Toronto | 20

[thenotsohumblelife]

Help Me.

[haimtheblog]

[blankspace17]

this is legendary

[ruinedchildhood]

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

[gothicprep]

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

[agianthordeofzombiesjust]

[undercitytwerkteam]

me: touches cat

cat: does the prrrrp noise

me:

[capacity]

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

[thenotsohumblelife]

I wanted ur attention now I'm just not so sure

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[surprisebitch]

why her one eye not blurred? omg

[finndamerons-archive]

[thenotsohumblelife]

Everynight i see your face and I imagine all the good times we had then I remember what I did to you and how much I hurt you I'm so sorry it's true what they say you don't know what you got till it's gone... As hashtad'kam

[iraffiruse]

[thenotsohumblelife]

Yes

[thenotsohumblelife]

U don't mind me asking U how to get costermize powerpuff thingy I saw yours first but then everyone started having one HOW CAN I GET ONE!!!!! do I have to go someone special or something lol

It's this cartoon network game called power puff yourself something like that just Google it lol sorry kinda late

[thenotsohumblelife]

To the Real Rizwan

I just randomly remembered my twin and of all the things we could have done if he came into to world with me would he be the good one and me the bad? What kind of trouble would we get in the mischief and the ruckus we would cause haha who knows you could have been the one advising me and keeping me from doing the things I did, I do miss you even tho we didn't really know or talk to each other tho we did share a room (womb) I wish we could have shared an actual room would we share clothes? Or would we be different sizes? I'm sorry for eating all the food in the womb I didn't mean it but everything happens for a reason I guess anyways I'll see you again and hopefully this time we can share a room and catch up tho u probably already know everything there is to know haha I'll try to live a good life for us both a life I imagine you would live I love you Rizwan

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

YESSSSSSS

[thenotsohumblelife]

I miss YOU.

[thenotsohumblelife]

im so cool