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[3000s]

a witch cast a curse and its making me sick

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that's right, pet.* you want to be a good girl, don't you?** you want to please mommy?*** just relax and give in... all of your friends have already submitted.**** imagine how much happier you'll be with no thoughts at all...*****

*ad hominem

**leading question

***appeal to authority

****bandwagoning

*****card stacking

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[theonceandfuturetwink]

[pixiecaps]

like and rb to cause another abortion

[sailatina3]

Lets abort until its 1/2 of the generation.

[byjove]

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

[oneheadtoanother]

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[unusual]

[ashenmind]

[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif

[hotvampireadjacent]

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

this is the result of severe inbreeding. look at it it can't even breathe properly

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[mon3trs]

[7dmom]

Can you not joke about puppets my nephew was killed by a haunted puppet and it honestly hurt me more than his mother

[dogpuppy]