Nutmeag

A nut named Meag formerly from the nutmeg state.

[tympanista]

[batneko]

[crossroadsbishounen]

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

[narutoheritageposts]

january 30, 2016

[spacemancharisma]

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE

[lesbiantiana]

[hitmewithcute]

The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a blind, young girl

[catchymemes]

[zoesupreme]

it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

[lysallana]

"Still love the truck btw"

[garbage-empress]

remember how Tesla fans were bragging about the elegant simplicity of the wiring in these things compared to most cars?(read: there's very few circuits and redundancy so small electrical defects can take out multiple critical systems)

Who could have forseen this.

[weaselle]

somebody in the town i work in has one of these and i literally pointed and laughed in the most derisive way possible - i wish all cyber truck owners a very embarrassed to be seen driving it in public

istg it looks like he took his 3rd grade drawings of a 'cool car' and screamed at his engineers "no, make it exactly like this!" until they scrapped all their attempts to improve it and just literally built his 3rd grade drawing

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies

[parkchanwoohoo]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

[cioss21]

[hobbies306540111]

Scream

[dr-retard]

"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."

[mothmansballsack]

Please I'm begging you all to follow r/ididnthavetheeggs it's all just posts like this please

[agoddamnedrayofsunshine]

r/ididn'thaveeggs link for the interested:

r/ididnthaveeggs: Reviews by people who don't follow a recipe and then complain that it sucks.

[jacketslutjayse]

Adding some more quality replies from the rbs so they're all in one chain

[justletmeremember]

my personal favorite:

making egg tarts without eggs is....a choice. sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, indeed.

[dadstielkline]

fun facts about sharks

[wafflenati0n]

[undescribed1mage]

I think that we should take both states down with one hit

[mightydyke]

I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

[likelyvampirical]

How do I get inside your head

[working-on-my-backwards-walk-de]

[isleofthings-deactivated2025042]

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

[riverpiracy]

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

[riverpiracy]

bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Brilliant 😂😂

[angietherose]

I needed a good laugh 🤣

[purlturtle]

You're laughing.

She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.

[sonic-justice-real-for]

please watch this tiktok (x)