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OBIDEI AMONG US AU where the entire Akatsuki are a crew aboard the Skeld. Deidara is the crew’s gen engineer/armament engineer (weapons room) and Tobi is the happy-go-lucky little unpaid intern who may or may not be the imposter… I NEED to draw this shit after my fic.
And because they can both vent they can make out in there like crazy‼️🔥
I feel like I got my shit blown smooth off but we’re so back PERSONA FOUR REVIVAL TRAILER!!!!
Everything looks SO GOOD. It’s my favorite game aesthetically, too. Tho it sucks the og va’s got recast— the new cast did a good job. Teddie’s voice caught me off guard lowk tho, but I like it, he sounds more bear-able (get it??? okay.)
More importantly, if they don’t revive the Yosuke romance I’m going to crash out.
Maybe i drank a too much. Yknow, I really have s high alcohol tolerance, u mmilll regret this tomorrow. Can you believe i almost otderedem more off of Uber Eats??? Fuckk.
Tio bad thry cut me off. l absolutely KILLED karaoke.
Fuckkk ObiDei fic finished TOMORROW
lowkk, my friend said it was seper gay.
^^ Damn. I wrote this last night drunk out of my mind. It never made it out of drafts I guess. I could hardly walk to the bathroom it was so bad 🪦 Now It's 10am and I feel like wet cardboard. You only live once and I kinda sorta don’t regret it but lowk do— but maybe I won't do this shit again before 12 hrs of filming.
I just watched captain underpanrs a bit hammered , 9/10 experience , karaoke next , my bision is absoliyely fucked absolite vinema
Fuck my life I’m out of town for filming and hotels r so expensive so I’m bumming out at my friends house. I can’t complain too much but I know I will not be able to sleep tn everybody so damn loud 😭😭 and I’m filming for nearly 12 HRS STRAIGHT TOMORROW 🪦🪦🪦 At the very least I’m lowk drinking tn and I’ll be finishing up CH3 of my ObiDei fic a little tipsy. Look forward to that soon.
Yoo when do u think you'll be posting the next chapter of Sublimation?
Uhh shitt lowk, probably after I finish Like Matches in the Snow, my most recent work. There's two chapters left on ts. Then, I can refocus back onto Sublimation. For a while, I was swamped with schoolwork and other shit so it killed my drive to work on it. And then I started another fic that was super indulgent and then.... yeah. I wanna work on Sublimation again soon though, I revisited my docs for it recently, actually. I haven't abandoned it, trust. Even if it's years from now, Obito will deliver that twink to Konohagakure 🔥🔥
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I lowk forgot to post about this here when I updated last night. Yikes. Anyways, 2nd chapter to my Obidei blizzard cabin slop fic is up! 2/4 now, see you next week!! 🔥🔥
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Yo. So you know that winter ObiDei fic that I was supposed to post by January? Here's it is... in May. Or, at least the first chapter.
It's on the cusp of being completed, and there are 4 chapters total. I was debating on waiting till I have multiple chapters beta'd before I started positing-- but there's a crazy high chance that nothing ever happens if I wait. So, they'll be posted as they're finished! If I don't update soon enough, one of you will have the lucky chance to beat me with hammers or whatever. Hope you enjoy, and do let me know what you think!!🔥
TITLE: Like Matches in the Snow
CH 1 Word Count: 7,650
Summary 🌀💥 :
“Hey, hey…” Tobi begins tentatively, stupidly fiddling his thumbs, “if Senpai is super low on chakra, and all out of clay, and all the bad guys are adapted to fighting in the snow…”
“We’re stuck here,” Deidara finishes bitterly. “At least for another day, even if we’re lucky, hm.” He drags a hand down his face. “Awesome.”
Stuck on an isolated island nation, freezing his ass off, all alone with his idiot partner. Who he hates, and kinda likes. Shit—! Deidara wants to scream. To blow something up. Ideally both simultaneously, with Tobi as his target practice.
Or, during a mission in The Land of Snow, Deidara and Tobi get themselves stranded in the middle of a blizzard.
This is my first Valentine’s Day alone in a little while, and dude i’m ngl mfs at the gym are looking MAD ASL LMAOO. Like miserable. And, maybe, I am too once I think about it too long. I also forgot my headphones. My eye is twitching the longer I stare at the far wall with Imagine Dragons playing from the speakers. Time between sets is bleak, my tiktok fyp is dry. And why is the worst couple ever hogging the leg extension machine on Valentine’s Day it’s been ONE HOUR. Go on a date or something or whatever it is you guys do. Unless your date is the gym, or whatever. Okay, maybe I am a little angry. Whatever, I’ll write tonight. Probably. In the time of writing this post, I’ve been sent 4 separate texts about being single. What the hell. Okay, like, fuck you guys damn 😭
who's that figure in the omnious fog??? omg its deidara and naz holding hands to wish you a happy new year!! heres to a plus ultra new year my friend
Naz!! Manigong Bagong Taon Happy New Year!!! Thank u (and Deidara 🪦) for the wishes! 2026 will be YOUR year! 😝💥🎇🎉‼️ Hope we can watch another Dubai firework show next year!! 🔥🔥🔥
i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship
im saying thisbecause it would make everything worse and also funnier
T/ObiDei Winter Fic!! 🌀💥❄️
Finals are FINALLY over— so I’m writing more ObiDei for the Holiday season 😝
Because I’m a sucker for these kind of tropes, I’m doing the whole snow storm, snowed in, huddling for warmth, hypothermia, falling thru ice— the WHOLE shebang.
Also, this is a smut fic, too. Overall, a lot of self-indulgence.
It currently has a stand-in title, cause I’m short on ideas that aren’t cheesy lines from Christmas songs and, like, straight up quoting dialogue from the fic itself. Ugh.
Here’s a snippet ⬇️
(and keep in mind this is all rough work and subject to change 🔥) 
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Deidara braces himself against a heavy gust, shielding his face from an onslaught of ice. A shriek erupts from his partner, trudging a few yards behind him, but it is barely heard over the roar of this sudden storm. The forest is shaken; frozen over. The space in front of him is consumed in an utter white-out.
Flakes of ice, bitter cold, nip at the skin of his exposed toes and fingers. They’ve been on foot a little while now. The winter chill is really starting to set in, enough that he must put in a conscious effort to repress waves of shivers. But even so, Deidara bares his teeth and pushes onwards into blinding, white oblivion.
Half an hour ago, he and Tobi had to abandon the clay bird they were using to traverse the landscape. Remaining airborne with such poor visibility would be a death wish— so now, they are left to wade through icy winds and shin-high snow. A frustrated noise tears out of his throat, the skin of his cheeks at the mercy of an onslaught of ice.
Typically, he could not fathom how Tobi wore so many layers on the day-to-day. But now, he finds himself rather envious. His own cloak provided insulation, but not the kind to withstand this type of weather. And for worse, beneath it, Deidara wore his usual lightwear.
A gust blows up from the bottom of his cloak; chill splays across the skin of his navel. A shiver rocks through him, and he instinctively brings his arms to cradle his own body.
Fuck, he’s cold; though, he’d never admit it aloud. His partner is doing enough yapping to express that sentiment for the both of them, anyways.
He feels vulnerable like this, and he hates it. Not many of his problems are unable to be solved through the scope of his art. Could he produce an explosion grand enough to cause climate change? Irritation beats in the veins at his temples; his hands are tied right now.
They really must find shelter— and fast. Deidara could brave the storm for hours if he had to, probably, but that kind of grit is not something his duo possesses. Knowing Tobi, that fool would freeze to death, and Deidara would be at risk of being paired with some random even more incompetent. If Tobi was admitted into the Akatsuki, who knows what kind of chumps Pein has lined up as potential candidates.
When Deidara had accepted— or rather, forcefully volunteered for— this mission in The Land of Snow, he anticipated it to be a simple day trip. Simple: fly in, gather intel, wipe a few shinobi outposts off the face of the earth, and fly out. No stealth required, no Itachi Uchiha required, one-hundred-percent art; simple. And, it would’ve been, if not for this blizzard. His yellow-bellied companion is not helping either; screeching about the snow, or spooking at the ghostly winds.
Yeah, Tobi’s not much of a fighter. Most of what he is capable of is limited to planting his bombs— or stumbling into a guy so hard it knocks them out. So, as usual, Deidara had to carry their previous mission on his back. His passionate art exhibition had depleted his chakra— and with his clay pouch practically empty, the whole situation is looking rather grim. But, if it came down to it, he’ll expend some of what little chakra he has left to perform earth release. Yeah, a rock burrow is better than nothing.
But, if they hold out for just a bit longer, they’ll likely find a proper place to wait out the storm. There must be something.
A complete lack of any structures— even abandoned— seems implausible for people who’ve built their lives around such poor weather. Deidara’s intuition rarely fails him; why would today be any different?
Eyes squinting, his keen gaze scans their surroundings— but even he can hardly differentiate which white makes up the sky, and what of it makes the ground. And, with how the weather is progressing, the blizzard will only worsen.
Then, Deidara adjusts his scope, zooming in on a squarish mass.
Finally!
Tucked away in the midst of a small clearing, is a small building; a cabin, specifically. It seems abandoned, with no lights or any other signs of recent life.
“Tobi! Follow me!!”
Deidara rushes as fast as he possibly can towards salvation. He can faintly hear Tobi squawk and protest behind him, spewing some nonsense about him ‘slowing down!’
He practically tears open the door of the ramshackle shelter— and once Tobi stumbles within range, he drags him the rest of the way inside by the fabric of his collar.
The door is slammed shut, and Deidara makes quick work of sliding the bolt locks into place. Then, he pushes past Tobi, appraising their refuge with a critical eye.
The place is pretty barebones. Dark, with four, worn wooden walls that even a huff and puff could seemingly blow down. A few C1’s could easily demolish this place.
Boards rattle against the whistling winds of outdoors, yet if this cabin survived in this climate up until now— Deidara is certain it wouldn’t just suddenly collapse tonight.
At the other end of the room, there’s an old brick fireplace. Black ash pools at the hearth; evidently, it has been years since its last cleaning. A haphazard stack of firewood rests beside it, up against the wall.
There’s a few cabinets, and a counter lining the wall. But, every door has been left open by some previous inhabitant, and each shelf was empty aside from a few remnants of cans, tins, and other paper trash.
Nearby, in the corner, lays a single bed with a bare mattress. There’s a nightstand too, with a few stray matches littered on its surface; probably expired. At the foot of the frame is a wooden chest with a rusted lock, the link is already busted open.
Deidara figures this cabin is probably some checkpoint for travelers to take refuge from the snow. Though, those bastards coming through here haven’t been doing a very great job at upkeep. Perhaps travelers only stay in case of dire circumstances, so this dump hardly sees any use.
At the very least, it’s definitely not the worst place he and Tobi have made camp.
“Huh. N-not too bad, hmm,” he announces smugly, pointedly ignoring the shutter evoked by the cold. “Aesthetically hideous, but It’ll do.”
A heavy thud sounds in the quiet cabin.
Deidara whips around, only to see Tobi laying on the ground motionless.
A new kind of chill runs down his spine.
“Tobi!” He rushes over and drops to his knees, roughly taking his companion by the shoulder. He gives him a frantic shake. No response; his body cold and still. He furrows his brows, chewing at his lip. “Tobi, hey! Get up!”
Tobi’s body suddenly lurches to face him, and Deidara flinches.
“Just kidding!!” He says, throwing up little jazz hands. Deidara silently stands. “Tobi’s a-ooookaaay— oughff!!”
He throws a vicious kick at his partner's stomach, and Tobi curls into himself like a dying insect.
“You fucking asshole! Hm!” he barks, stomping his foot. “Next time, you won’t even have to play dead!”
“Yeoooowch! What was that for, Senpai?” he whines, rocking back and forth on the floor like a beached whale. “Ughhhh… I’m gonna be sick…”
Deidara huffs, turning on his heel, to make way towards the bed. “If you’re going to puke, do it outside, yeah? And once you’re done, make yourself useful and start the fire, hm.”
Suddenly, Tobi doesn’t sound so sick anymore. Liar. His voice is bright and vivacious when he speaks:
“Tobi will do it— but just for you, Senpai!” Deidara pauses. “You got Tobi out of the storm! I was freeeeeezing! Ah, you’re so cool, Deidara-Senpai!”
Cool equals art. Tobi thinks he’s…
“Hah.” He tucks his face further into the cover of his collar. Smoothly, he says, “Yeah, you’re damn right. And, uh, you’d better, hm.”
“Ay-ay, partner!”
Deidara pointedly ignores the heat prickling beneath his cheeks, and begins to empty his pockets onto the nearby nightstand.
⋆꙳•❅*°⋆❆.ೃ࿔*:･*❆ ₊⋆
Anyways, if you have any thoughts or ideas or anything really — please let me know🙏
I’ll try to have this fic out by January 😝‼️
I watched the CSM movie, and like, genuinely seeing the Angel Devil lingerie scene just made me think,, “what if I drew Deidara in something similar?” But, I don’t have my tablet right now, so I ended up writing ~1000 words thus far about Tobi purchasing lingerie at some shop on a whim for his beloved senpai. Cause he’s freaked tf out. Ugh. And the whole time Obito’s like, “this isn’t part of the plan,” and yet still drops an exorbitant amount of ryo to dress Deidara up in pretty white lace. He’s well aware that there’s like a 90% chance that Deidara sees it and immediately burns it to ashes too— but why not take a gamble? He’s no stranger to risk and reward. If it fails, it could be played off as a stupid Tobi hijink. This world doesn’t matter anyways so what does it matter yada yada yada.
And like, yeah, Deidara inevitably flips his shit and sends Tobi packing with a few bombs. But later, the guy does end up shamefully trying them on anyways in the privacy of his own room. The delicate lace stitching is just undeniably kinda artistic!
And, yeah, Obito uses kamui to slip halfway through the wall really only to pester him for dinner. And ends up catching him.
True hijinks ensue.
Sometimes, I feel no better than a man.
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Hey! Here's my second fic that I wrote for TobiDei Week | Supernatural! This one is a one-shot and fully completed-- and it's a bit lengthy lmao. I've always really liked spooky fics, especially when one of them is a ghost. So, I thought I'd try my hand with a little crack fic. I'm really happy with this, and with being able to participate in TobiDei week this year! Hope you guys like it 😌 Title : Akatsuki Unsolved Word Count : 16107 Summary 🍡💥:
Rumor has it that the abandoned Uchiha estate, tucked away in the montane forest, is possessed by a poltergeist. With Halloween just around the corner-- Kakuzu insists that cashing in on the ghost hunting scene is imperative.
Ghosts? As if. Deidara wholeheartedly believes that the so-called 'paranormal' is just a stupid myth, designed to distract from the brevity of life. Only fools would believe in such a ridiculous concept. He'd die on this hill.
But, nonetheless, rising influencers of the Akatsuki-- Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and Kakuzu-- are on the scene.
He just wants to get this night over with. TLDR? Essentially, they explore a haunted house belonging to the late Obito Uchiha. Hijinks ensue.
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Yo! This is the first fanfic I'm posting in a long time, and It's for day two of TobiDei Week | Samurai AU! It's still ongoing (it was originally supposed to be a one-shot, and got WAY out of hand) but I plan to update it as frequently as university work will allow me to!! This is 1/2 fics that I will be posting for this event. Hope you enjoy
Title : Sublimation
CH 1 Word Count : 6197
Summary 🍡💥 : As the 'Savior of Konohagakure,' samurai Obito Uchiha has taken many undesirable quests into his own hands. Thus, when he is tasked by Lord Fifth with an escort mission to deliver the son of Iwagakure's reigning daimyo to The Land of Fire, he accepts without much question. This will be a mission like any other, only higher stakes; not anything he has not done before. Simple-- yet, who knew that the prospective heir to Earth Country would be such a difficult person to handle?
TLDR ? Samurai Obito Uchiha escorts noble Deidara from Iwa to Konoha. Haha. And if you saw the first misfire of this post, nah, you didn't.
