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[theoneandonlyve]

all my followers get one billion gajillion dollars it’s true

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[ammi-delta-document]

Based on this post

[courtesycalling]

[alkemylabz]

sometimes trying to be more social and talk to people u know are already in an established friend group feels like

[bettedavisgf]

this is frying me so bad

[iwilleatyourenglish]

Do you not see why people believe astrology tho??

so i'm a custodian.

whenever someone does something cool like shit on the bathroom floor or get blood all over a toilet, i have to close the bathroom down by blocking the doorway with a CLOSED sign.

this sign is big and bright. it says CLOSED in four languages and has a do not enter symbol. it completely blocks the doorway. the only way to enter is to look directly at the sign and either move it or climb over it.

almost every single time i shut down a bathroom so i can suit up and clean a biohazard, someone will enter the bathroom with a dead-eyed, slack-jawed expression and try to wordlessly walk past me to use a stall.

and every single time, i have to block their path and say, "this bathroom is closed. there is one directly down the hall, marked by signs. please leave," and they either try to argue that THEY specifically should be allowed to use this one, as if they are god's most special little guy, or express shock even though they, again, had to contend with the CLOSED sign to enter.

often, i am standing there in the middle of cleaning up bodily fluids having to firmly repeat myself. they always leave angry or confused.

anyways, you clicked this button to send me an ask about astrology:

[lackeyhenchman]

I don't know. I just don't know

[maniculum]

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

[anodymalion]

[theoneandonlyve]

Positive tested for unfathomable knowledge and ancient wisdom (I have covid)

[aropride]

if you ever look at my blog and wonder “is this guy ok” the answer is YES 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 dont read my posts though

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]

[speedlimit15]

i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear

[speedlimit15]

it’s just not possible.

[speedlimit15]

i take back every bad thing i ever said about this website

[marisatomay]

It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

[butchsaint]

we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

[cryptotheism]

My uncle lost a job as a 5 Guys scribe bc he tampered with the burger archives.

[cryptotheism]

Me: "My uncle lost a job as a 5 Guys-"

Rest of the beastie boys: "Scribe!"

Me: "because he tampered with the burger-"

Rest of the beastie boys: "Archives!"

[the-beholderrr]

👁️👁️

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[valtsv]

writing dialogue is some of the most fun a writer can have. but then there is also the agony suffering torment and woe that is writing dialogue.

[valtsv]

actually i fixed it