Cute &/or Funny

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[weenie-kun]

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[ohcorny]

it's almost a shame the universal translator doesn't translate qa'pla because imagine a bunch of gruff old alien warriors going "hooray!" like it's tough

[ohcorny]

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of basking

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of being securely snuggled by mama’s prehensile tail

[goth-queen]

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Cotton-top tamarins always seem to be really interested in my masks, even at different facilities. I’m sure it’s because most places have keepers masking around primates still and not because I’m a marmoset magnet. Regardless it’s absolutely delightful to have an entire troupe congregate directly in front of your face and examine you studiously.

It leads to some wonderful portraits, too.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

At the zoo with @syncarida and a lyrebird came up to us in the aviary and started putting on a show!!! His beautiful plagiarism song...

(video ID: a lyrebird, a medium sized brown bird with long elaborate tail feathers, standing on a wooden railing and singing by mimicking multiple different birdsongs in rapid succession)

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

high comedy

[displeasedfrog]

[official-penis-posts]

[danskjavlarna]

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