Kuj

26. World traveler. Violinist. Dad joke enthusiast. Hippo lover. Wine snob. Horror movie junkie. Drag fanatic. I was an astronaut in a past life. 🏳️‍🌈

[poetrylesbian]

hey everyone my tummy hurts but please don't cry too hard for me. a few tears are fine though.

[verseflex]

how the fuck does anyone have time to do anything

[achesspiece]

real ones know

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[worldsworstfemale]

i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and it’s nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess

[fairycosmos]

how much screen time do you have per day?

i never wanna think about that in my whole life

[aflo]

going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

[cikero]

whatever [dons my gay apparel]

[gouinisme]

children's media is so evil for pretending broccoli's bad broccoli's literally so delicious and beautiful why are you being so mean to her i think you're just jealous honestly

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

[v171]

R u gay4pay??

God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot. 

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[disgustinggf]

what's a kink you haven't tried yet but want to?

getting through a day without a tummy ache

[billcarden]

they need to let me make movies

[billcarden]

what are my qualifications you ask? well i have a lot of thoughts

[catchymemes]

[uranodioning]

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

[transmascmikey]

does anyone want to lay on the floor with me and be weird