I'm a kid in early college just getting by. Here I post my thoughts and stuff. You can ask me fandom-related questions at http://ask-oppositemaster.tumblr.com/ Please enjoy reading. have viewed this blog.
And I'm just sitting here preparing my creys as I watch the Google vote tracker.
Romney's currently ahead by 30 electoral votes guise. Let's all hope for whatever person we believe in k even if I may personally believe Romney's wrong.
During the Halloween party in my school program on October 26th 2012 (early amirite), somebody went wearing a banana costume over a rainbow hoodie and rainbow pants. Basically, he was a rainbow banana.
He proclaimed that he was the 70s.
Later, he got one of the aesthetically talented people in the room to put some eye shadow and lipstick on him.
So, the night of October 27th 2012-basically last night-just happened to be the night when my dad had brought me and my mom along to reunite with his German neighbors, who had traveled all the way to California for vacation. We hadn't seen them in 4 years, not since we had been to Germany (hence the German neighbors yo).
Having met up and chatted a little, we decided to walk over to a nearby Mexican place. All 8 of us sat in the leftmost outdoor area of the restaurant, enclosed in a sort of corner by some trellis and plants. The night was going smoothly, but then...
My mom sees a car with its left-side fender bashed in. It's rolling straight towards us! This doesn't really register until a few seconds later, when we all let out yelps and leap up from our chairs. Then, there's athunkand the sound of rushing water. As we look back, it appears that the car, instead of hitting us, knocked a fire hydrant into next week. Water is shooting upwards in a glorious geyser, and everybody runs out to see.
It appears that the reason for this crashed Lexus to have crashed was this: It had hit a rather expensive-looking Audi on the passenger side and sort of heavily rolled onto the curb. The driver of said Audi was in a suit, and was soaking wet. He just watched his car get cleaned by the fire hydrant water.
Soon enough, the fire department came. But, this is still an awesome story eh? I'm certainly telling this to my friends at school yo. Maybe it can match the story of how EG2 almost killed someone with a hula hoop when he was younger.
[ME: BEWARE OF LONG POST AND SLIGHT UNORIGINALITY KAY
ALSO THIS WILL HAVE MORE PARTS BUT I'M LAZY]
You're dreaming... right?
You stand on a huge plain, filled with strange landmarks. The hell? You start walking forward, not really wanting to look in either direction. You see a red-and-white wall up ahead, and you walk through the perfectly sized door embedded in it. Through it, you see a bunch of people, doing strange things...
The white letters "YT: PDP" are painted on a sign by the door. Some screaming guy riding a bike with what appears to be his screaming son almost runs you over. You hear his words loud and clear: "I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEE---"
As you continue, you spot several abysmally ugly and badly proportioned purple things singing on a podium. You stop and listen: "Shut up, and sleep with me, come on why don't you sleep with me..." WOAH THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN OKAY
Shuddering, you pass the purple things (which actually have good voices), and continue to marvel at your odd surroundings. You see another sign, also with white text, that says: "SPONGEBUUBS, YOU CAN DO IT!" What the--?! Just then, from behind the sign, an apparently drunken life-sized Spongebob holding a rocket launcher totters towards you, his bucktoothed grin fixed on his glassy-eyed face. Obviously, you walk away very slowly--just kidding, you run like hell.
A guy riding a Segway rides past you as you wait for him to cross your path. You can see him patting the Segway, muttering things to it. Apparently he calls it "Vespa."
You sense you're approaching the end of your journey through this section. You finally see a normal-looking guy. He's blond and is wearing a headset. He's holding a little golden statue as he pushes barrels into what seems to be a giant furnace. He lets out an explosive "BARRELS!" as he triumphantly kicks the last one into the incinerator. You wave at him.
"Oh hey bro!" he grins. "How's it going? My name is Peeeeew-die-pie!" Or at least that's what it sounds like to you. You say fine, thanks. He seems to realize something, and hands you his golden statue: "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! It's really valuable to me, and you're worth giving it to!" Attempting to refuse this apparently generous gift proves vain. He justifies himself: "It's okay bro, I'll always find him again... right Stephano?" He smiles at the statue. "Come on," he urges. "You've got a loooong way to go."
You hug the little statue to yourself as you go past Pewdie and leave his land behind. Another red-and-white wall with its own door beckons. You look back one last time and wave goodbye.
PewDiePie, in case you don't know, is a famous YouTuber. Google him!
Prepare for big images, and here we gooooooo!
P.S. Read all images before answering.
Represents: Barrels
Your name is... Don't give your real name dumbass! You are only known as BARREL. You are quite the TRAITOR, often ratting out others. You don't give a DAMN about your position on the HEMOSPECTRUM, and manage to avoid assassination every freaking time. What an annoying guy you are! Your trollHandle is infuriatingObstacle.
Represents: Piggeh
Your name is CERVIS CHOCON, and you have the most BIG-ASS MOTHERFUCKING FRONT TEETH. You're pretty laid-back about MOST THINGS, except when you get PUMPED. You can find innuendos in almost anything, which sometimes leads to awkward moments with TELTAR.
Represents: Stephano
Your name is STEPHANO GONZALES. Your skin was colored a shiny gold from a rather unexpected alchemy accident that occurred in your father's lab. You are quite a logical person, and you are infuriated easily by stupid people. You like helping though. Your chumHandle is continualAuxiliator.
Represents: Teleporting Naked Guy
Your name is TELTAR NUDVIR, and you know all there is to know about TROLL ROMANCE. You have OBSESSED over it multiple times, and thus learned as much as possible. You're quite the nerd. Seriously. You kinda wish you had PSIIONIC POWERS, but alas that is not to be. Oh well, a troll can always dream!
Represents: Untrusted Statue
Your name is FIDELI ADVERS. You got your eyes scratched out a little while ago, and they were replaced with robotic eyes. However, your face got scratched a little too... If you didn't catch that, "a little" is an understatement. You designed this helmet, and painted on its creepy grin, to weird people out. You prefer to be mysterious. In fact, you enjoy being aloof and gauging others' reactions. Your trollHandle is faithsOpposite.
So, I decided to compare my life to some of the lyrics of one of my favorite songs,Blue Lipsby Regina Spektor.
Let's begin!
He stumbled into faith and thought... God, this is all there is?
I don't really think I can compare this to anything... Stumbling into "faith...?"
The creatures in his mind awoke, and began to breathe.
I'm a very creative person. I like creating strange creatures and whatever in my head, so I guess that applies.
And all the gods and all the worlds began colliding on a backdrop of blue.
Blue's my favorite color, and I guess when I started normal school everything was always new and confusing on the first day.
Blue lips, blue veins.
Blue's my favorite color :D
He took a step, but then felt tired... He said, "I'll rest for a little while."
This I think represents my homeschooling after my brief period of normal school after I moved to my current state.
But when he tried to walk again, he wasn't a child.
This represents my current early college. I'm not really a kid anymore, and probably never will get that middle/high school experience.
And all the people hurried fast, real fast and no one ever smiled.
New adults in my life, new teachers and stuff. That, and everything happened pretty quickly. All these people don't care about me, they teach and that's what they do. That's kinda what I realized, or what I think.
Welp, today we had Math and English. Math was fun. There were 3 actual college students enrolled in the class (as opposed to us early kids), who looked kinda weirded out. When Mojo Jojo started expounding on how a certain function was like slope, I saw one of them just shake his head in what I hope was amazement. So, that was nice.
Lunch break! During that time, the Texan (see my people page for more info on her) had seen an article in the newspaper that the Doctor (see people page) had shown her. It was about a policeman in Houston (IN TEXAS) that had shot a mentally ill double amputee in a wheelchair, apparently because he was waving a pen. The Texan, being the silly person and possibly unintentional troll that she is, attempted to defend thepoliceman. Get that, thepoliceman. "It could have been an especially sharp pen..." FACEPALM COMBO X2!
In English... Hrm, nothing really happened. I can't really ramble about it if there's nothing to say.
Before I went home: I took a look at the Onion with the two Evil Geniuses. Evil Genius 1 is attempting to wean himself off of human emotions... Anybody got tips for him?
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