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various doodles of the homed stuck variety

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir Fry

Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili Cheese Ramen

Egg Drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Cheesy Ramen Noodles

Mug Meals:

Cheesy Eggs Mug

Cheese and Broccoli Mug

Mac and Cheese in a Mug

Meatloaf in a Mug

Nutella Mug Cake

Cheesecake Mug

Coffee Cup Quiche

Coffee Cup Chilaquiles

Mug Egg Scramble

Microwave Recipes:

Potato Chips

Corn on the cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Caramelized Onion Baked Potato

Soft Chicken Tacos

Pancakes

Recipe Generators

My Fridge Food

Fire House Chef

Dinner in 15 Minutes

Advanced recipe Generator

Cuisine

Recipe Matcher

Super Cook

Recipe Puppy

Cook Thing

Recipes by Ingredient

Recipe Key

Not Beans Again

Ideas 4 Recipes

Big Oven

Other Resources

Actual College Student Cookbook

Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4]

Free Birthday food [1] [2]

medinaquirin

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

atac-wolfe-deactivated20170512

Reblogging because “broke” tips also convey extremely well to Survival tips.

Learn to make something outta nothing.

dallydaydream

Reblogging for reference because I suspect I might be broker now than I was in university.

dailylifewithchronicillness

Because it might be helpful for spoonies on a budget!

anmcrtist

@art–school–wannabe I don’t know if it’s helpful but it might be?

mxbitters

BRO THIS IS S O HELPFUL THANK YOU—-

alexandriad

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

swirling-orbs-of-disorder

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled? 🤷‍♂️

everyone-loves-purple

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

grimpkin

Whadda woman :))))

ekdsc

i made this personally i think its pretty cool shoutout bigtop burger

anglerfl3sh

i swear…… something about a bunch of guys with all different color-coded outfits in a ship/planet………. with one or two going around in vents killing people…….. something about that is familiar but i cant quite put my finger on it

i-restuff

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gale-gentlepenguin

Every part of my essence screamed for joy

vantablacktrademarked

Vantablack(tm) is no longer the blackest black. Congratulations to MIT.

gingerlovesio

Watch Stuart get the rights to this and ban anish kapoor from it

gingerlovesio

SHHDGSFSGHDSH

daniluni

By reblogging this post you are confirming that you are not Anish Kapoor, You are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not backing this on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information and belief this post will not make its way into the browser of Anish Kapoor.