he need some milk

i'm just the bitch who makes the biscuits

[bob-belcher]

Why would you show up to work wearing salmon when you knew that like, honestly one of the other executives was wearing salmon?

[dfilms-deactivated20161206]

How To Dance, 1953

[wearhisclothes-deactivated20160]

Me

[beefandcorn]

Im scooby

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

Scooby…….

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

[marsixm]

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

[pocmemes]

[showtimechamaco]

[slavery]

My killer: any last words asshole?

Me: Alexa play work by Rihanna

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds

[taintedjojo]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

remember the wayside school books those were fucked up

[dingdongyouarewrong]

remember that one chapter where a new student came to the class and was wearing like 10 different raincoats and the teacher kept making him take off the raincoats one by one until they got down to the final layer and it was just a dead rat

[classic-art]

Shepherd Boy Pointing at Tobias and the Angel

Abraham Bloemaert, c. 1625-1630

[pseudocapsicum]

[weppy]

[deathgripspussy]

Every detail about this image is fucking hilarious

[mcavoy]

i have a question for you, if you could only watch 5 movies for the rest of your life, what would they be? write them in the tags!

[ewaneneollav]

[wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i’m tired. it’s time for a hard-earned night’s rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

[carbink]

no text post has ever started better than “[wakes up] [clown vanishes]” I’m hooked into the story I want to know more about this world

[pukicho]

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

[pollofrita]

……. I beg your pardon

[pukicho]

Beg

[m86-deactivated20171116]

is he a *makes cooking gesture* rat?

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

man bjork was truly the fucking motherfucker alive

[iamoutofideas]

She’s still alive

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

shes what