help your local pollinators, please

things that make me smile I guess

[scarymask78]

half man is one of the best tv shows i’ve ever seen and i would love to be able to recommend it more but unfortunately it falls under the “everyone needs to get real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly” category

[penandinkprincess]

it's actually so important to me that even before they had REAL space for it in the cottage, ilya and shane have always been able to understand when the other is going "play??"

everyone always seems so surprised when shane is funny or makes a joke, and i don't think it's meant to be mean, but like? yeah shane is funny. he's always been funny. he's picky about his audience (because he has his image to think about and also because he's just naturally reserved), but he is snarky and quick with it. you know who has ALWAYS found him funny, though?

and on ilya's part, he chirps partially (i think) strategically to have the other team playing annoyed because that's not going to have them on their a-game, but also?? it's for fun. he is puppy nipping and going "play??? play back??? play??" and with almost everyone (because of the reputation he's been branded under), the response he gets is fuck off and a refusal to engage, like we saw with scott hunter. you know who's always understood that this is supposed to be for fun, though?

like these two have SO many communication issues between them, but it's so special to me that from the START they've been able to go, "play????" "yeah, i'll play"

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

this is the greatest piece of visual comedy ever

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Culturally significant forbidden candy

[llendemain]

i’m not, in fact, getting over this

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[herpsandbirds]

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[thanks-for-the-crabapples]

[heavilyironized]

HEARTWARMING: brother who will probably murder you in cold blood very soon is proud of you for being gay

[babushkaat]

[blondecourage]

This might be the most fucked up show I've ever seen.

[armandology]

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

[enrique262]

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[rayliottaarchive-deactivated202]

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[jaybaumansbuzzcut]

“I like weird little guys.” -Jay Bauman

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[margesimpsonannoyedgrunt]

This video doesn’t even have 150 views and I have no idea why it exists but I have thought about it several times today and hunched over laughing every time