The Penalty King

  Just a blog about football and all the spitting, swearing and handbags that go along with it: ThePenaltyKing.blogspot.comFollow me on Twitter @ThePenaltyKing1 or like me on Facebook at www.Facebook.com/ThePenaltyKing1 

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Manchester City: Spend Well, Defend Well

I made a claim in my End of Season Ramble that Pep Guardiola had a piss poor season last year for Manchester City and that he would most l...

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How Clinical is Jordan Rhodes?

In my last post I wrote a little about Sheffield Wednesday lacking an out-and-out goalscorer last season, highlighting Jordan Rhodes as o...

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Newest minimalist piece is coming along nicely. Anyone know who it is yet? #PremierLeague #AFCBournemouth #Goals #HatTrick #Football #Soccer #FootballArt #Minimalist #Norway #followforfollow #l4l #like4like #instafollow #followback #TPK

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Arnautovic to West Ham?

West Ham United had an average season of Premier League football. Not really setting the league alight like they did in the 15/16 season ...

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A snippet from my newest blog post where I talk about West Ham and what kind of impact Arnautovic will make for them. Check out the rest of this post by clicking on the link in my bio! #WestHamUnited #WestHam #Hammers #Irons #COYI #Stoke #StokeCity #MarkoArnautovic #AndyCarroll #Blogger #Football #FootballBlog #Soccer #PremierLeague #TPK #followforfollow #L4L #like4like #followback #instafollow

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I think it's about time I went to sleep. Goodnight everybody 😪😪😪

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loris karius sounds like a harry potter spell

Why are you all like this

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Raheem Sterling is an Average Footballer

As the title of this post suggests, I am arguing that Raheem Sterling is an average footballer. I can already feel the angry Tweets comin...

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I drew this picture of Man City and England winger Raheem Sterling. One of the most average footballers I have ever seen. To be a "top class winger" and not be able to cross is embarrassing. To be putting in the same level of performances as you were 4 years ago is embarrassing. The fact he's considered England's best winger...*sigh* it's embarrassing. I wrote a piece on how average he was last season and if anyone fancies reading it then please feel free http://thepenaltyking.blogspot.co.uk/2017/07/raheem-sterling-is-average-footballer.html?m=1 #RaheemSterling #ManCity #England #Liverpool #OverpricedShaunWrightPhillips #Average #PremierLeague #ChampionsLeague #Etihad #Anfield #Football #Soccer #FootballArt #Art #Minimalist #followback #l4l #like4like #InstaFollow

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That training session has killed me! I'm more fucked than Neil's dads arsehole #Bumder

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Back to it with a little mid-week training. I really need to get some proper football socks... #training #sundayleague #football #ThePenaltyKing

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Leo Messi signs a new contract until 2021. FC Barcelona and Leo Messi have agreed on a contract renewal that will keep the Argentinian at the Club until June 30th, 2021. The deal will be signed in the coming weeks, when Messi returns to the team for pre-season training.

The Club is very happy with both the renewal and the commitment of Messi, the best player in history, who has played his full professional career at Barça and has led the team to an era of extraordinary success, the likes of which has never been seen in world football.

A lifetime as a blaugrana

The Argentinian star joined Barça back in 2000 as a 13-year-old, arriving from Newell’s Old Boys. After impressing throughout the various youth categories, he made his first team debut at just 16 years of age in a friendly against FC Porto, before making his debut the following season against Espanyol at 17. Shortly after, he scored his first senior goal with a clever lob against Albacete at the Camp Nou. The rest is history. Leo Messi has since gone on to break just about every record and has become the greatest player in the world. Now, at 30 years of age, Messi has completed 13 seasons with the first team and, with his new deal, will remain for a further four.

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Raheem Sterling is an Average Footballer

As the title of this post suggests, I am arguing that Raheem Sterling is an average footballer. I can already feel the angry Tweets comin...

Stats that prove Raheem Sterling isn’t all he’s cracked up to be

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Just finished this pic of Premier League legend Peter Crouch (or Peter Couch as my Nan insists on calling him). Scored his 100th league goal last season for Stoke, the gangly forward has had impressive goalscoring record for the likes of Tottenham, QPR, Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Southampton, Liverpool, Stoke City and England. At first glance you'd think this giant has no right playing football but he in fact perfectly encapsulates the meaning "good touch for a big man" Will always be a Premier League legend, remembered specifically for his goals and iconic robot celebration 😂 #Crouch #PeterCrouch #Legend #StokeCity #Liverpool #Southampton #AstonVilla #Portsmouth #QPR #TottenhamHotspurs #PremierLeague #England #Robot #GoodTouchForABigMan #l4l #InstaFollow #like4like #followback #TPK

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July 03: Training

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Raheem Sterling is an Average Footballer

As the title of this post suggests, I am arguing that Raheem Sterling is an average footballer. I can already feel the angry Tweets comin...

Stats that prove Raheem Sterling isn't all he's cracked up to be

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Finally finished my newest minimal piece of @westham captain Mark Noble. One of those players that rarely has a bad game. Mr consistency has achieved 2 promotions, won 2 Hammer Of The Year awards, made 402 appearances for West Ham and scored 47 goals along the way. It's absolutely shocking that he's never had a single England cap. #MarkNoble #Noble #WestHam #WestHamUnited #Hammers #ImForeverBlowingBubbles #Captain #TheIrons #PremierLeague #BoleynGround #LondonStadium #Legend #Minimalist #Art #FootballArt #England #SlavenBilic #FollowMe #InstaFollow #l4l #like4like #followback #TPK