#1 Dad™

Maeson Nonbinary/Pansexual they/them 22/USA~Pisces icon art credit: @abbudoodles insta @theperksofbeingmae

[maurypovichofficial]

me: im done catching feelings for people it’s such a waste im really done 

feelings:

[nonbinary-safe-haven]

Nonbinary doesnt have a body type

Nonbinary doesnt have a fashion

Nonbinart doesnt have a haircut

There is no “nonbinary look”, just nonbinary existence

[glossers]

imagine.. someone liking you.. romantically

[softandsapphic]

how to instantly make ur outfit better: tuck ur shirt in, put on a belt, & cuff ur jeans but ONLY if you’re gay

[topmeladies]

tan france ghost wrote this

[genderwav]

being nonbinary is a complex experience that is incredibly personal. you don’t owe anyone the entire story of your relationship with gender to be respected, and you saying you are nonbinary should always be enough

[hotboyproblems]

[hotboyproblems]

same energy

[draws-memes]

[magnusbeatle]

This is the wholesome content i need always

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

angels be like: i have no gender and i can talk to god

[tamamita]

Tom and Jerry reaction pics are my favourite

[cafune-and-chill]

[tamamita]

[demilypyro]

[windginger]

Don’t forget the best one

[carnival-phantasm]

All timeless classics

[laidlays]

[beep-beepster]

[beep-beepster]

oh i forgot

[thus-quoth-the-raven-deactivate]

Y’all missed one.

[aymerictheblue]

you fools you absolute fools

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[sandersstudies]

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

[sandersstudies]

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

[sandersstudies]

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

[sandersstudies]

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

[corvigae]

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

[rhaella]

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

[gaphic]

because barbie movies slap next question

[nokogiriyama]

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

[rhaella]

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

[rhaella]

anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

[gibbonhugdotgif]

Imagine having such bad taste you think the island princess is a shit tier barbie movie lmao

[metrospotting-deactivated202104]

@souleaterunlimited what are your thoughts on this important issue

[tepig-guy]

im sorry how is the three musketeers shit tier????????? op is blind and probably hates animals

[transmed-peasant-deactivated201]

Can’t even understand the logic op tried to employ to justify the idea Barbie diamond castle is superior to island princess. Absolutely buffoonery I’ll be expecting a written apology.

[tronny-bastord]

fixed it

[jo-the-schmo]

This is as it should be

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[osointricate]

Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else

[thefisherqueen]

If you live in an one-room apartment, put a screen around your bed. It’ll feel less like you visit people, esp. strangers, into your bedroom. Also you’ll feel much safer sleeping in the enclosure. Cook enough for a few meals each time you cook, and freeze the extra food. That way you’ll prevent things from expiring and it’s great when you don’t feel like cooking or have no time or energy for it.

Give a key to someone near you trust, or hid it somewhere few people will look, like up in a tree. Shutting yourself out isn’t nice, esp. not at night. Put something translucent like curtains or stickers for windows where people can walk past or look in. You’ll feel less watched that way.

Put some contant money somewhere in your room. Good to have in case your bag gets lost or stolen. 

Feeling lonely? Remember, online contacts are not less valuable.

[art-is-blind-deactivated2019010]

I would say maybe set reminders for everything too. Taking meds/vitamins, working out, going to sleep, waking up.

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Buy a small fan for white noise at night if you’re the kind (like me) that gets anxious at all the little ambient noises that ANY building can supply in the dark. Don’t watch scary movies in the dark by yourself, with no visitors. NETFLIX, if you can afford it. It’s also useful because you can watch movies / shows with your online buddies at the same time, miles and states and (sometimes even) countries apart.

[tittily]

get an app like safetrek. never walk into allies or empty streets if there is a more populated/well-lit route to your destination. keep emergency contacts in your wallet and a red cross card with your blood type on it in case anything happens. carry a list of medications you’re allergic to, if any. 

walking around with a headset or headphones discourages people from yelling at you on the street, and it’s easier to escape from hasslers. however, it’s pretty advisable to not have anything actually playing so you can be aware of your surroundings. if anything, have it at low volume.

if you get grabbed on the street (this used to happen to me a lot), immediately scream, and the person will usually get startled, giving you time to get away. 

if you feel like you’re in a really bad place, call someone, or even pretend like you’re calling someone. say where you are. act like you’re planning on meeting up with them. be loud about it. make it seem like someone will notice if you go missing, even for a little bit.

also u should look up manufacturer’s coupons like damn i feel like a successful suburban mom every time i walk into cvs and save 2 dollars on my toothbrushes

[littleaimeebaby-deactivated2017]

PSA PSA EVERYBODY NEEDS

[prettyvixenavenue]

[your-url-is-problematic]

[thoughtsofdog]

human has gotten a lot smaller since we first met… he used to be able to pick me up with one hand!

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ