I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.
“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”
I stop. I look up with horror.
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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The Bowery Presents
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noise dept.
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I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.
“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”
I stop. I look up with horror.
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comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression
today’s the day
fuck I posted this a day late
Time is an illusion you fuck.
First they lied about fast food workers writing “Pig” on their cups
Then they lied about workers messing with their food
Now an entire police UNION has been caught fabricating a story about Shake Shack workers poisoning police officers.
What a surprise…
Follow here for more news
#WAKEUP
“Let me check through the tag of my favorite Animal Crossing villager!” says the person typing “Dom” into the search bar, about to experience some truly New Horizons
another fucking twilight book? haven't we suffered enough?
god i love history
What the actual fuck? I need this story
once upon a time in 1400s-1500s germany there was a guy named Georgius Sabellicus who described himself as “Master Georgius Sabellicus, Faustus Junior, Fountainhead of Necromancers.” this pretentious fucker got himself a doctorate and was referred to as “Doctor Faustus” or “Doctor Faustus, that eminent necromancer” whenever he came up in civil records of his time. he became world famous–or whatever was considered ‘world famous’ in 1510–for his ability to foretell the future. after he died, rumours sprang up that he had gained his powers from satan. eventually, those myths gave rise to the “Faust Chapbook,” a deeply christian story about a man, Johann Faust, who turned from god to satan and was served in his life by a demon named Mephistopheles. this legend was beautifully dramatised by Christopher Marlowe circa 1592 with his play “The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus,” and again by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe in 1808 with his play “Faust.” both versions preserved and expanded upon the character Mephistopheles, resulting in the name entering popular culture in association with magic and tricks.
in 1939, famed poet T.S. Eliot wrote “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats.” one of his poems opened with this banger of a line: “You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees! The Original Conjuring Cat.”
in 1977, Andrew Lloyd Webber began writing a musical adaptation of Eliot’s book. this musical, “Cats,” hit broadway in 1882. The Jellicle cat Mr. Mistoffelees, still a powerful magician, featured prominently.
in 2019, well, the movie adaptation of “Cats” was released.
Thus:
I’m dying 😂
The amount of dedication in the voice actor is unreal
somebody has to pay the bills
BOOOOO! WE HATE YOUR PUSSY 😡😡😡😡😡 !!!!!!
Fine! *zips it up and leaves*
if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you
😧😧😧😧
thottled water
it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever
This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!
I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself
@trenchcoatmimic new idea
Requires being in public no thanks
Fair