Get in the shower if it all goes wrong

Lauren. Twenty-something physiotherapist and lone parent to Vincent.

[deactivated-blog]

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

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[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[sleepbby]

[ain-t-bovvered]

[lightinqly]

[nostalgicgifs]

[thephysiomama]

I started as a real life physio this week! I'm on respiratory for my first 6 months which isn't ideal but I'm really enjoying it so far and my team are lovely.

[amargedom]

“Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.”

— William Shakespeare (via naturaekos)

[memescomedy]

[thephysiomama]

Someone emailed me to tell me she owned the trademark to the name I'm using for my blog and Instagram and she doesn't because the second word in her name is actually completely different to mine and I'm trying to decide whether I should email her back an annoyed response or just wait and see if she carries on trying to intimidate me.

Some people really do have far too much time on their hands. If you're wasting all your time spying on who you perceive to be your competitors you'll never progress yourself 🤷🏻‍♀️

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[kevingetem]

I pray that none of you ever fall in love w/ someone who makes you hate the way your heart works. You don’t deserve any uncomfortableness.

[thephysiomama]

Sometimes I look alright 🤷🏻‍♀️

[nicollekidman]

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

[dancinginthesetrees]

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

[shaelit]

I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.

[best-life-wisdom]

that first kiss with the person you’ve been dying to kiss is probably the best feeling in the world

[thephysiomama]

So I’ve started a Wordpress account. I’m planning on posting some pelvic floor/physio related content soon when I’m back in physio mode but right now I have some day out with kids recommendations and a personal introduction post. If you want to go read/follow that’d be great 😊

https://thephysiomama.wordpress.com

I’m on a new Instagram account as @thephysiomama too if you haven’t already followed me 🙋🏻