The Scary Man Killed The Attractive Crying Man

Alice/22/South West England This is (usually) a mostly supernatural blog, with some other random things on the side. See my about me page for a list of fandoms. Feel free to message me anytime :)

[loonyloomy]

One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never gets Ellie to Paradise Falls. But they find out that what they wanted isn’t necessarily what they needed, and I really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn’t always turn out the way they dreamed and that’s okay.

[sulrae]

I remember reading this post a couple years back, and the message stuck with me since

[kateordie]

[memesandfunshit]

The greatest ending in film history

[shittydad]

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

[dapperdragon]

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

[kissmeimadragonlord]

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

So sad to hear about Donald Trump. My heart goes out to everyone affected by the tragedy this morning

[asingularcanadian]

oh no, what happened?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

This morning his white house staff found him alive and well. So sad

[ohreallywilly]

I love this level of petty thinking

[brendaonao3]

Thoughts & prayers for everyone in this difficult time

[amroyounes]

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

[caramelmacchiatoshawty]

I just need to work for them tbh 

[kvngkoala]

And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️

[jynersosgf-blog]

they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit

[heydocverdant]

Ben and Jerry have also been arrested for peaceful protest at least one time, so we know they’re the coolest

[fevercas]

Wayward Sisters main characters 

“A wise man once told me, ‘Family don’t end in blood,’ but it doesn’t start there, either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family is there through the good, bad — all of it. They got your back. Even when it hurts. That’s family.”

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[coinstar4cheese]

Once my old therapist said i should watch the big bang theory bc i “looked like I’d enjoy it” and tbh that was worse than the bullying that caused my mental health to decline and sent me to therapy

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

If you’re gonna be mad at ScarJo…

Please also be mad at director Rupert Sanders, the cis white dude directing Rub and Tug and who directed ScarJo in whitewashed Ghost in the Shell.

Please, be mad at them both.

[madmaudlingoes]

This is the same asshole who slept with Kristen Stewart and then gets to call it “an exciting mistake” while she was crucified for cheating on her boyfriend. Blecccccch.

[gigi-tastic]

WHILE HE WAS MARRIED.. This fucker was married to a woman for TEN YEARS AND THEY HAVE 2 KIDS. His wife even plays Kristen  Stewart’s mom in that stupid Snow White movie they all made together. But yeah using your power and influence to have an affair with an actress who works for you is totally “an exciting mistake”

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Kristen Stewart had to publicly apologize a lot and people still didn’t let it go. She was not invited back for the film’s sequel, when she’d been the lead in the first one. She’s been in indie films ever since. 

Rupert Sanders has been getting big movie deals though. And I don’t remember much outrage over him, a married man, abusing his power as a director, by having an affair with a woman young enough to be his child. 

[i-wear-the-cheese]

How low can he go? Sing it with me, how low can he go?

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[captain-ariel-barnes-deactivate]

This privileged ass white boi in my psychology class said “killing people is justified when its population control because we don’t have enough resources for the people that don’t contribute to society” and this other kid said “okay Thanos” and the entire class lost its shit laughing.

[captain-ariel-barnes-deactivate]

UPDATE: He says he’s pro-life.

Disappointed but not surprised.

[genderwitchcraft]

Tfw you want population control BUT NOT THROUGH BIRTH CONTROL AND ABORTION

[diarygirls]

book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house

book six harry: *loses 70 points for gryffindor* * almost gets expelled* ask me if i give a motherfuck??

[bauliya-deactivated20170628]

Realistic character development

[mankillercalledbunny]

freshman vs seniors

[nest-deactivated20181209]

a starbucks barista on tinder just tried to explain to me what black coffee is.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

his profile was something like “if you don’t like starbucks i probably hate you” and i messaged him like “i like their fancy drinks but their black coffee is gross. thoughts?” and he said “uh black coffee is coffee with no add-ons like cream or sugar.” and i was like “……yep!” and he said “son there are so many types of coffee, you don’t even know.” i feel like im talking to a robot posing as a human barista

[ally0mazing]

Accurate

[otherpens]

this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet

[raenclaw]

an incomplete list of why harry is not a ravenclaw

— he thought the WIND blew him onto a roof

— he tried to pick letters falling from the ceiling instead of ones ALREADY ON THE GROUND

— he didn’t recognize the half-blood prince’s handwriting after literally seeing it on the board for five whole years

— receives a BROOM SHAPED PACKAGE and asks what it is

— asks seamus wtf he’s trying to do when seamus is literally saying the words to WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO OUT LOUD

— literally holds his hands out in chamber of secrets making it look like he’s the one levitating the cake

— diagonalfjjfjfjgkh

— decides to open a letter addressed to him in front of the durselys when they smart thing to do would have just been to ?? hide it ???

— went into the chamber of secrets with an clearly useless teacher and a broken wand when he KNEW that that roosters were fatal to the basilisk

— it never once occurred to him that, salazar slytherin, a parselmouth, founder of slytherin house, house with a snake for a mascot, would leave a snake in the chamber of secrets

— roonil wazlib. need i say more

— never made the connection that werewolf mcwerewolf always disappeared at the full moon and was sick after it

— thought it was smart to put his face into a bowl (pensive) filled with an unknown liquid

— performed numerous spells from the inside of a book without knowing what they would do

— never thought to make some liquid luck (or save the stuff he won) and go kill voldemort

[ardentinspirations]

This list is so wonderful and perfect

[whitepeopletwitter]

He’s quite the flirt