Riley. He/him. Self-made human.

Hi there. Trans baker who is finally becoming happy with one's existence. Things that I love: books, superheroes, board games, video games, tattoos and nerdy glasses.

[mythtakens]

Chimney + movie quote moments

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[discoskater79]

This is the type of brain explosion i come on tumblr in 2024 to see.

[stydixa]

WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971) Dir. Mel Stuart

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

[tinsnip]

Oh you should for sure pick that up

[twitblr]

Sound it out

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

LMAAAAOOOOO

[chilewithcarnage]

Hmm?

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

[alliecathayes]

TIMESTAMP ROULETTE: Ted Lasso 1x08

↪ request by @donnaamoss

[capsgrantrogers]

➟ Why is it so hot how he raises his chin?

[anxietyproblem]

Don’t forget we have an INSTAGRAM

[iamathornydeviltoo]

AND I’M PROUD OF IT

[maerenee930]

i love this 😂 this is 100% me lmao

[measshaw]

This is so me lmao 🤣🤣

[sparklezoi]

I hope I’m not like that, LOL!

[everythingfox]

Happy boy

[gingbat]

Can I pet that dog?

[love]

by Isabelle Dow

[faggottt]

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[disgustinggf]

[sjweminem]

owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything

not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston

[sjweminem]

[thoughtkick]

“And I knew it. That’s the worst part: I knew it.”

— Marguerite Duras, The North China Lover

[thevampiredulac]

I know what Wanda is feeling and I won’t stop until I help her.

[buffyscmmers]

Betty (2020-)