Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

Nicole. 20. DC/Chicago. Enthusiast of politics, TV, and theatre.

[girlglassestheotherone]

Poor Leslie Knope, she has to watch the Oscars with just Ben

[dojacat]

[trueka]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

someone: skinny people are hailed as stylish no matter what dumb shit they wear and fat people have to put hyper-gendered effort into their appearance every moment of their life to receive the bare minimum of basic human decency and this is pretty shitty.

every skinny person in a 300 mile radius:  this is targeting me personally, i will have you know that every morning at breakfast my own mother callously asks if i want seconds. seeing my figure praised in literally every form of media humanly possible is actually extremely traumatic because i hate knowing that i’m societally idealised. i was born with glass bones and paper ski

[theonion]

SCOTTSBLUFF, NE—Saying they could now fully explore their hypothesis that you deserve way better, scientists at the corner table of Marty’s Pub received a four-beer grant Thursday to complete their analysis on why he’s not good enough for you. According to the researchers, the much-needed infusion of alcohol will enable them to definitively prove that he doesn’t treat you right and that this relationship needs to end now because he’s all that’s holding you back from being happy. With the data evaluated, the bar table scientists told reporters that they could then offer recommendations for applying their research, including going on a date with Marc, who’s really great even if he’s a little awkward. At press time, the scientists’ groundbreaking study had earned them a prestigious award for being the best fucking friends anyone could have, which also garnered them a generous four-shot prize.

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you and above everything else, I just– I wanna be with you forever.

parks and recreation + favorite ben/leslie scene (requested by @designatedmsec​)

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using “dirty language” weighing in on the tide pod situation.

[cowgirlmilkers]

ANSJDJFNJGJGGGNTJTK

[3liza]

be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time

[theweirdwideweb]

[sissy-butch]

[sapphia]

The devil gonna come fuck me himself

[trigfunction]

im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

[chrisflemingfleming]

back in the subaru

[best-of-memes]

[bob-belcher]

[thenarddog]