Mimic-land

25 / M / Returning to Tumblr is a good way to start the new year :3c

[caps-clever-girl]

dick: so you think joker will be invited to harley and ivy's wedding?

bruce: he'll be there. in spirit if nothing else.

harley 24 hrs ago: so we're gonna have a clown pinata, one for the adults an' one for the kiddies, so EVERYONE gets a chance ta beat the shit outta a clown

bruce sipping a margarita while he flicks through a bridal magazine: nice

[screamting]

Do they invite Batman or just Bruce?

[kelssiel]

they very publicly invite both just to see how bruce pulls it off

[bandydear]

He hires two impersonators and shows up as Matches Malone

[ampervadasz]

[hellenhighwater]

Lucifer, Angel Of Light, Attended By Demons, 2022. 

[mephistopheles]

was in london a week ago and i saw a globe theatre production company of macbeth doing their vocal warmups and they were standing on stage and rhythmically shouting FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! at the top of their lungs in perfect unison for thirty seconds. so thats whats going on in the globe theatre these days. just thought yall should know

[the-tragedienne]

[weirdvibesinhere]

hey bestie i heard your 1850s doctor diagnosed you with hysteria and i’m here to help

[ainarangelslut-deactivated20230]

[devotedpetitepet]

[omgciochemipiace]

🤣🤣🤣

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.

This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[liquid-geodes]

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

[cacoughphany]

Too soon-

[liquid-geodes]

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

[spacingout]

Perfect timing for ides of march

[cacoughphany]

how is this post still alive

[liquid-geodes]

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

[cacoughphany]

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

[mapelie]

Human: Let me see what you have

Goose: *holding a knifein its beak* HONK

Human: NO!

[strawberrymilk75]

[incognitoclementine]

clear fleshlight gifs make my heart pound and my pussy throb

[buttplugfoetus]

[scarpology]

[bonerfart]

i hope so

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Source

[catgirlchelicerae]

so anyway who wanna get mounted by a rowdy fluffy werewolf girl who's feeling very pent up????

[the-black-manor]

You're begging so desperately to be bred, that I might mistake you for a dog in heat. Do you want me to fill you with cum so that your tummy is bulging? You want me to breed you and plug you with my knot? You want me to hold you and stroke your belly afterward? Okay, I suppose I can indulge you. You've been a good pet, after all.

[doggosource]

[ampervadasz]

[hellenhighwater]

Lucifer, Angel Of Light, Attended By Demons, 2022.