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anaconda-creates

in love with this medieval art where this lady has been shot by an arrow and just looks so unimpressed

oh noo...

silverrdagger

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

cubejello

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

optimysticals

Bless this ad.

navigatorsnorth

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

hometoursandotherstuff

malibuklaus

tomatotext

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

insomnianightss

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

kosmogrl

muppetshow2026

i genuinely feel like im being edged

nyancrimew

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

nyancrimew

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

3000s

catasters

gallusrostromegalus

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game

jadedofmara

The actual source seems to be this Instagram post, which has this exchange:

justcatposts

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower

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hottiewitabloggie

they’re? just? sitting there ???

ladycavalier

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

socialistexan

crtter

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.