The Perfect Pretext

Name's Eli/Liza, and this is a personal blog for an overly emotional writer. I have a Bachelor's in Media Arts and plan to get into writing and directing for anything from film to TV to video games. Lots of tags and cosplay blogs in the links~. You can feel free to ask me to write anything, by the way! I need some practice.

[witchblade]

[softypyro]

[catboybreeder]

[thepretext]

This! This is Bilbo Scrappins! And he’s had a rough go of it and needs a bit of help! You can read all about him on the gofundme page, but even if you can’t help then please share so maybe he can find a home while we’re at it!

Bilbo Scrappins’ Foster Care, organized by Elizabeth Rine

Meet Bilbo Scrappins! He was found by the dumpster at my work, and boy is he in poor shap… Elizabeth Rine needs your support for Bilbo Scra

[thepretext]

This! This is Bilbo Scrappins! And he’s had a rough go of it and needs a bit of help! You can read all about him on the gofundme page, but even if you can’t help then please share so maybe he can find a home while we’re at it!

Bilbo Scrappins’ Foster Care, organized by Elizabeth Rine

Meet Bilbo Scrappins! He was found by the dumpster at my work, and boy is he in poor shap… Elizabeth Rine needs your support for Bilbo Scra

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[epikrat-deactivated20210507]

[togetherwithmistakes]

The fact that this photo implies that Shaggy’s last name is Scoobydoo is sending me

[jenny-jinya]

CW: animal death

People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3

[dried-up-davinky]

Mood

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[clearcutcasualty]

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

[rankeluck]

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

[clearcutcasualty]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[thepretext]

Ahahaha I love this bc the color is called “Grabber Orange” and all my friends had this fight with me when I had a Mustang in that color.

[the-fox-fae-deactivated20220908]

[wingleader]

I needed this

[aarondactyl]

When your DM does the dialogue for the monsters but can’t do the voices.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mashallah]

[tians-heart]

credit goes to: tiktok account-@riskhappy, idk if she has a youtube channel or anything

anyway this is pretty funny so enjoy

[koipondering]

I love this video

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[kidomarus]

[birf]

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

[glitterweave]

My patients coming up with reasons why they can't wear a mask