Dreams and Mahogany

23, going on 24. bisexual. double sagittarius. ballerina. flirt. idiotically intelligent. sapiophile. humour-loving. bu terrier. enfp. Inspired by Louise Rennison, Sloane Crosley, and Mary Ruefle.

[unit-02]

[jusky]

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

Reblog if you’re a big gay disaster

[quotethatshow]

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[toothpastecomics]

Compu fucker. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

[yourakh]

[hagios-deactivated20180602]

— angel and demon, the two sides of the same coin (insp.)

[uchimada-official]

Dewei // Under $30 here

[late-nights-and-daydreams]

Aries: Let yourself heal. Drink enough vodka to clean out the wounds they left on your insides. It’s okay to shatter sometimes and it’s okay to stand for what’s right. Even if everything hurts, just keep breathing. Taurus: sometimes making excuses isn’t good enough, how dare you deny someone else their pain. Sometimes a situation is just fucked up and that’s all there is too it. Sometimes it can’t be fixed, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. Gemini: Think about yourself for once. Stop putting people before you, even if it’s me. Let yourself rest you can’t keep running ragged all the god damn time. I know you want to protect everyone but you cant. We love you for it, but you cant. Cancer: Pain is going to end I swear it will. I know it feels eternal right now. If it’s all you can do to hang on then fucking hang on because you’re strong enough to beat this. Leo:  Learn to keep your lips shut because some things aren’t meant to be shared. I know they aren’t told as secrets or at two am but they are still not to be talked about so damn casually. Virgo: This time of year is always hard. Always scary. But you can pull through. I believe you. Believe that you’re past the hospital visits and all the scary parts of this. You are past it. Libra: Sometimes cutting up yourself to give others isn’t the best solution. You are not always the missing puzzle piece. You don’t always belong and you won’t always be enough. That’s okay. Scorpio: Wrap yourself up in bubble wrap if you have to. Keep yourself from getting hurt. Keep yourself from opening wounds again as hard as it is. I know you’re scared. I am too. But you’ll be okay. Sagittarius: Sometimes recovery Isn’t linear. I know you’ve been fighting for progress but sometimes all you need is a backslide to get a little strength back. I know it’s not easy. But you’ll be okay. Capricorn: What are you doing? Seriously. What the hell are you trying to do here? You need to say what the plan is so we can get on board. Because all we can tell right now is you’re exploding. We need to know how to pick up the pieces. Aquarius: Stop being ashamed. Your scars, your wounds, your damage is nothing to fucking hide. If it makes them uncomfortable tell them to fuck off. This is your life and you should be proud. Pisces: Learn to stop taking so many risks. Running right to the edge one day you won’t be able to stop. Learn how to pull back sometimes. I know it’s hard but it’s all you can do.

This week’s horoscope (via late-nights-and-daydreams)

[katevictoriax]

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[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[xlec]

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

[kisskissfuckshitup]

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience

[trollney]

u better toil shrew

[tittily]

@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

[tittily]

[qwantzfeed]

there is a nonzero chance someone will look up furries after reading this comic and then, FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE, have to credit me with their sexual awakening.  YOU’RE WELCOME; remember me fondly

[theprettylittle-fool]

a t-rex yelling about furries ... god bless America