The Prodigay

OH > CT. Biologist just trying to figure out how life works.

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[dragongirlbunny]

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

[dragongirlbunny]

i mean average sized bomb

[depsidase]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[professional-local]

i think about this video all the time and how it would give my queer 25- year old friends a heart attack

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[oneheadtoanother]

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[shiny-cradily]

[kayfer]

The girls

[the-efemmeral]

whenever i see this in my notifications it feels like a kiss on the forehead

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[wolfsteax]

A painting of a nightmare I had recently.

In the dream, my partner and I were following the narrow paths in a dirty hallway with deep pools of water. In the deep water were the bodies of horses, bones and remaining flesh bleached white. We could hear a distant scream behind us that was slowly growing closer.