TheRamblingLemon

I am a literal walking talking lemon from the UK. Pronouns: they/them/their.

[viktor-sbor]

How the commercial is shot

[handmedownpocketpussy]

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

Counter argument: Immortal, invisible, malevolent mouse

[zohbugg]

[misogynistcatgirl]

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[google-searchhistory-official]

[sashathephoenix]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[niconicorose]

Happy Out of Touch Thursday, everyone

[theunfairfolk]

imagine being the prosecution and getting that email, downloading the files, and absolutely losing your shit. i would’ve set my office on fire in celebration. i would’ve showed up to court with balloons.

[theunfairfolk]

[theunfairfolk]

contender for funniest comment

[miiilowo]

GOD I FUCKING;LOVE. CHARACTERS

[miiilowo]

i see this resonated with a lot of you

[hootenanie]

overheard an old man talking about how he got a great deal on a bouquet of flowers and is excited to give them to his wife whose in the hospital rn because they’ll make her “happier than a faggot in boytown”. insane thing to say

[memecucker]

I really dig the official Paralympics logo for the shooting competitions

[heatandapathy]

[bonediggercharleston]

New disability pride flag

[dwgif]

We are extremely saddened to learn of the passing of Bernard Cribbins. Known best to Doctor Who fans as the Doctor’s friend and Donna’s grandad Wilfred Mott, Bernard leaves behind a long legacy in film and TV. — Bernard Joseph Cribbins (29 December 1928 – 28 July 2022)

[odinsblog]

He dropped a dime on his boy!

[byjove]

It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.

[byjove]

AND DESTINY, I’ve met so many Destinys.

Nobody even chooses the COOL Puritan names like Punishment, Humiliation, Refuge, Relief, Obedience. And it’s always girls getting Puritan names nowadays. When am I going to see a baby boy named Submit To His Will.

[perihelions-babyteeth]

Thats the name of an ex-fundamentalist kinky gay if ever I heard one

[byjove]

kinky evil former Puritan vampire

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[offensivelytasteless]

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[thenatsdorf]

Cheetah calls for his sibling. (via)

[entropybegets]

absolutely brilliant

[mojoflower]

#holy shit #I’m SO. FUCKING. GLAD I unmuted #this is sheer poetry #this is High Literature #it’s beautiful #LISTEN!!!!!

[coonazz74]

There is just something about the way this is delivered

[klinger4yossarian-deactivated20]

superb I can imagine teachers 2000 years hence teaching this speech like teachers now assign Cicero and Shakespeare

[dduane]

It’s fabulous. :)

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️