Yodeling On The Edge Of The Abyss

Is it possible that man was not meant to ingest infinite quantities of mozzarella sticks? -Caity Weaver

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Unintellectual property. Really dumb but it's mine.

[redbeansesameball]

patiently awaiting the annual otgw fall rewatch

[spageddy]

taste in men quiz but most of the options are really really bad

[spageddy]

loveee people going “i don’t know who any of these guys are” as if that was the main issue… 

[princesscedar]

[vicholas]

[vicholas]

icon

[mexipika]

Oh my God its true

[tahthetrickster]

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

[phantomrose96]

Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

[unyanizedcatboys]

smooth sharks holds this website together like atlas holding up the sky

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hotvampireadjacent]

There’s a fair argument to be mad about treating food respectfully, like they should have better living conditions ect.

But acting like a cartoon character, and saying “yummy yummy” isn’t gonna hurt anything the lamb don’t know what’s going on

[bbygirlartyom]

[skunkes]

[95wonder]

No. I know this is probably just a casual commiseration but I think it's a real and important question to ask and answer. If doing the stuff you're expected to do everyday is super hard, then something is probably wrong.

Anyone who relates to this too hard, I'd recommend looking up spoon theory and starting to make a record of how you feel and your experiences that you can bring up with some kind of health professional. Chances are if doing laundry feels like climbing everest, it's because you're disabled in some way. Whether that disability is some invisible chronic illness or depression or ADHD or burnout, *something* is wrong.

Almost all disabilities have some form of treatment or accommodation that can make your life easier. If you can get a diagnosis, you might also be eligible for official accommodations and benefits. Social security sucks ass and is almost impossible to access but like, it's not the only thing out there set up to help disabled folks and usually local organizations are gonna be better anyway.

Plenty of people reblogging this probably already know they're disabled in some way but if even 1 person sees this and can learn something important about themselves then it's worth saying.

TLDR: people who aren't disabled don't find acts of daily living extremely hard. Maybe look into that and see if you can get help making your life less hard.

Sincerely, a multiply disabled person.

[kiricat]

This is super important okay. Like, I used to try to ask my conservative family/church/etc. for help, and they’d just be all, “suck it up; life is hard for everyone; quit being such a baby”... and then I went to, like, actual experts, and they were basically like, “um, wow, you’re clearly super depressed and suicidal; you should actually be proud of yourself for still being alive!” And I’m still trying to unlearn the former and accept the latter, even after all this time. And I’m so mad that I’ve wasted so much time just trying to “push through it” instead of getting help I clearly need(ed), and that’s still a thing I struggle with.

Please, please seek real help if you need it. Like, I understand that there are shitty doctors and shitty therapists and whatnot, but it’s so worth expending what effort you can to find good ones who can help. If you have mentally ill friends -- which, if you’re reading this in the first place, you almost certainly do -- they might be able to point you in the right direction.

[ledeadface]

[ID: a screenshot from the Too Afraid to Ask reddit that reads: "How do people just so stuff? Is life not incredibly hard for everyone?" /end ID]

[eatember]

I have a friend with insane ADD and we have this same conversation sometimes

She can't actually even define laziness (which is weird) but she thought she was just lazy, life was that hard for everyone, and that everyone else was just being more responsible at managing it. I told her laziness feels good once and she blue screened.

Like if you can't define laziness, you've probably been convinced it's something that it's not. Probably something nebulous and hard to describe. Like, idk, an unknown disorder.

In case you're one such person, laziness feels great. It's not stressful. It's like the opposite of stressful. If you're being stressed and lazy at the same time you've managed to do it wrong somehow. The only struggle in being lazy is wanting the tv remote and being to darn comfortable to want to move. (But you get it anyways, because it's not an inability to get the remote. You were just cozy.)

Think of it like a cat sitting near a warm heater or a hamster so relaxed it "melts". If there were danger, or if the animal were hungry, it would get up. It probably doesn't want to get up because it's comfortable but it will. If the hamster is actually genuinely hungry but it can't get up and it's just laying there stressed and starving, you would take your animal to the vet because it has a problem.

[shamelesslymkp]

...what

[chillpotato]

- Sylvia Plath, from 'Ariel'

[lizardsister]

NO i didn’t unlock the “””leviathan””” summon, NO i didnt unlock “””bahamut”””, NO i didnt get your “pre-order special” summons, but none of that shit means anything because i did get the ONE summon that fucking MATTERS

FAT FUCKING CHOCOBO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hueyoart]

🃏

[lizardsister]

NO i didn’t unlock the “””leviathan””” summon, NO i didnt unlock “””bahamut”””, NO i didnt get your “pre-order special” summons, but none of that shit means anything because i did get the ONE summon that fucking MATTERS

FAT FUCKING CHOCOBO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deforest]

sometimes girls just need to swim completely naked under a full moon and experience aquatic ecosystems. dont ask me how i know this

[redwing]

I think what you fixated on during the first 2020 covid lockdown pandemic informs a lot about how your upcoming covid years would eventually play out . MBTIs but for mental deterioration in isolation

[okayysophia]

What the hell is Star Wars even about???

[aztecalito]

Girl who fucking knows

[helloitsbees]

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[watermotif]

gram loves you. please call

[watermotif]

[funnytwittertweets]

[cloudofbutterflies]

So I finally made a uquiz to see how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.