therapeutic nihilism

[classichorrorblog]

A Nightmare On Elm Street Directed by Wes Craven (1984)

[toast-gh0st]

[sistertaxon]

donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies

the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe;

the recognition that the earth is one of several spherical bodies which orbit the sun

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

parfait is a french word which implies another troubling feature of the shrek universe: france

[badgersprite]

The Bible makes a lot more sense when you realise they took out the part where the whole reason the Devil became a bad guy and tempted Eve with the apple was because Satan was traumatised as a child when God trained three evil apples to push the Devil’s parents off a cliff

[disney-universes]

So the big plot twist of Cruella is the reasons she wants to kill dalmatians for a coat is because her mom was killed by dalmatians as a kid.

There, I saved you 30 bucks Premium Access.

[makiitoh]

[ladyegwene]

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

[sphinxofgrease]

this is such a strong opening paragraph for an article about a medieval cookbook

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clown-funeral]

[teathattast]

via gracespelman

[randomslasher]

#gender exists purely as an affectionate diminutive

Why is this hiding in the tags

[captainlordauditor]

boy (affectionate)

[twofingerswhiskey]

sir (customer service voice for when my cat, tux, is trying to eat plastic)

[tinyvenusaur]

“Ma’am can I help you?” I say to my cat as she stands on my tit.

[kurosmind]

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

[transfemininomenon]

truly think the ship stuck in the Suez Canal debacle is what we All needed. they say disasters really bring people together and here's one that doesn't actually involve the death of anyone. we just get to watch an absolute fuck up live and relish in it. i feel more alive than i have in a year. i feel god in that stuck ship tonight

[chaoticgouda]

shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade

Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!

[thedandyunderworld]

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

[lord-kitschener]

[slushyseals]

video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

[stultiloquentia]

Turn sound on for asshole seal laughter.

[hooved]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Yeah I understand schroedingers law, that any closed box could contain either whatever is supposed to be in it, or a dead cat, which is why i don’t go into shoe stores,

[thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062]

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

[somekindaspacecadet]

[skarchomp]

@twerkyvulture​

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

[coenbros-deactivated20200606]