Thor’s Left Tit

I’m just a really big Marvel fan. I am open to semi/to literate rp (18+ only). I am also an artist. I will be posting mostly marvel art here.22-They/them-Pansexual

[mischievousscholar]

Loki raised by his parents and in his culture...

... and still finding his brother across the realms!

[extrabigsuperlargeboobs]

thor: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

bruce: what did you do!?

thor: nobody died.

bruce: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?

[blueeyesblazing-deactivated2025]

Coffee Date

I wrote a thing because it’s been rattling in my head for far too long. A fluffy little oneshot for the Thorbruce contingent ^_^

Thor, the new exchange student, just wanted to get a nice iced latte before class. Fate had other plans.

Read it on AO3!

[rubysunnday]

Loki watching his other life

[broadwayfan92]

The serum amplifies everything that is inside, so good becomes great;

bad becomes worse.

… Because the strong man who has known power all his life, may lose respect for that power,

but a weak man knows the value of strength, and knows... compassion.

[petertqrk]

♡ Thor icons from Thor & Loki: Double Trouble Issue #2 ♡

like &/or rb to use:)

[appleteeth]

for bruce having a cat, i assume it is either a cat mutated by gamma energies OR it is specifically one of the giant Norwegian forest cats that pulls the chariot of Freya. bonus points; the cats were apparently a gift to Freya from Thor so maybe Thor just likes giving people gigantic cats??

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY. It’s definitely a ginormous kitty that looks like if it sat on your lap it would wind you. And if Thor gave him the cat at first Bruce thinks it’s a bigger breed like a Norwegian Forest but then it looks like this:

at six months and Bruce isn’t sure what the fuck to do with this lion he suddenly has in his home. In the end he just enjoys having a cat the size of a small horse and just accepts his shoulder will be crushed under their weight when they leap up.

[paragonrobits]

Bruce, sandwiched under giant cat whenever he sleeps: this is fine

hulk, holding the same cat with comically large tears in his eyes: HULK LOVE KITTY…

cat: -makes a weird meow that kind of sounds like a honking sound-

[blueeyesblazing-deactivated2025]

It was absolutely one of the kittens from his mother’s chariot cats, yes. Of course, what Bruce failed to recognize was that kittens are courting gifts. 

[appleteeth]

YES I FORGOT.

Thor, tentatively: So, how are you getting on with the kitten?

Bruce: Well she almost ruptured my large intestines when she tried to knead my stomach this morning, but otherwise fine.

Thor: Oh. So….

Bruce: So….?

Thor: Is that a yes?

Bruce: Is what a yes?

Thor: ……..

Bruce *desperately trying to remember Norse mythology*: You… Gave me the cat… Because…

Thor: Oh sweet Odin…

Bruce: No, wait, I remember this one! Cats are a symbol of… Friendship?

Thor, sighing: Yeah, sure, whatever.

(BRUCE YOU’RE ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, BUT YOU ARE SUCH A MORON.)

[blueeyesblazing-deactivated2025]

I see you that and raise you this: Flash forward a couple of years later, after all the awkwardness of getting together. they’ve been on countless dates, have moved in together and everyone knows it’s a thing. The cats are fully grown.  Yes, cats. Everyone knows that you have to get your cat a cat. Because they get lonely on their own when you’re out avenging. So anyway. It’s a beautiful sunset on the beach. Two figures appear far off and as they get closer, you see that they are Thor and Bruce galloping giant cats through the surf. They are all very happy together. PS. Nobody has to clean the giant sandbox that is the beach because tides.

[superblizzardfire]

Hulk names them both. These beautiful majestic cats of legend are called Potato and Squash.

[appleteeth]

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO GOOD AT THIS????

[itsallavengers]

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

[itsallavengers]

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

[itsallavengers]

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

[itsallavengers]

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

[itsallavengers]

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor

[otaviodceno]

Love and Thunder

A fanart of Hercules X Thor for pride month!

[underground-gargoyles]

Loki: Agent of Asgard (2014) #7

[dateaforestgod]

date a forest god who sends you messages in birdsong and thunder and the rustling of leaves

[mochiiknight]

A bunch of Thors to go with my Lokis

[Loki Version]

[medixnoche]

i love making low quality memes

[mutantbanner]

Thorbruce commission for @blueeyesblazing! They’re at Thor’s Well 👀👀👀

[blueeyesblazing-deactivated2025]

Eeeeep!!! @mutantbanner making the magic happen. Part of a larger WIP art project for an equally WIP fic that I might get around to one of these days 👀 Until then, have a sunset smooch!

[mjxlnir]

worthiness should not be defined by the whims of magic weapons. rise and let the hammer be damned. rise and remember the hero that you are.

[maxximoffed]

Oh, Mr. Stark. I do slightly admire you for thinking you could let me do anything.

Magneto: Not a Hero #1

[maxximoffed]

almost forgot this one last, glorious burn

[maxximoffed]

[icytwaine]

Dont touch Roach, for your own protection.