checkmate, atheists!

i eat algebra for breakfast. figuring out my pronouns is left up to the reader as an exercise.

[spocksjuul]

SPOCKTOBER Day 22: Spock

[therealdiggorygraves]

when someone asks how exams are treating me this semester

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Stratt: Oh no.

Stratt: I don’t have the time or emotional capacity to be sad or stressed about this.

Stratt: GRACE!

Grace: On it!

Grace: *starts sobbing and going into a full panic attack*

[darkestbrook]

[bluebanistered]

[star-trekster]

[kiefbowl]

it's taboo to say you can teach yourself to be anxious and depressive because ppl think that means you think mental illness isn't real but it is real and you can condition your brain to it and the internet is not doing anyone any favors in this department.

[thememedaddy]

[alphacrone]

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

[disassociatedsage]

alice isnt dead was so fucking real for making me always ask “who benefits from this”

[tipsytogglebutton]

I love you closet communist Joseph Fink

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[louisegluckpdf]

"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song

[jennelikejennay]

Take care of yourself you guys. We've all got to survive 37 more years till the Vulcans show up.

[sherdnerd]

Everything I learn about Christina Koch makes me like her more. What do you MEAN while they were waiting to be picked up after landing a spaceship in the Pacific Ocean she pulled a bag of M&Ms out of her space suit pocket and shared them with the crew???

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[imminentchaos]

The Artemis II mission is making me feel things

[play-now-my-lord]

gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off