The Real Frank Sinatra

The Original Sinatra Blog.

[therealfranksinatra]

We must combat the rise of Elvis Presley accounts. They will ruin the music industry with this new hip TRASH the kids call music. Follow me, the real frank sinatra to greatness.

[therealfranksinatra]

Do u have a fave beatle

John Lennon. I, John Lennon respect him and hope that he has the best of luck in his future endeavors.

[nixon-official]

NOT GEORGE HARRISON????

I always pegged you as a George Harrison guy...

[therealfranksinatra]

I’m sorry Mr Nixon you WHAT me?

[therealfranksinatra]

Do u have a fave beatle

John Lennon. I, John Lennon respect him and hope that he has the best of luck in his future endeavors.

[nixon-official]

u evar argue with yourself on tungle for teh lulz?

[giant-isopod-overlord]

all the time

[mii-elvis]

what? no wii don't!

[spenspens-deactivated20251208]

we're doing it now

[rjverse]

uhh why is god and a horseshoe crab arguing with an elvis impersonator?

[cheshirecatlair]

YOU DARE QUESTION THE WILL OF THE TUNGLE GODS?????

[rjverse]

...I don't know why I bother

Yeah, good question, why do you bother? Haven't you gotten yourself in enough trouble, questioning the Fates?

[cheshirecatlair]

THIS IS A PROPHECY

[giant-isopod-overlord]

shhhh, spoilers!

[nixon-official]

[a-platypus-elvis]

Krrrkrrkrrkrrrrkrrkrrrkrrrkrrkrr (Translation: Woah mama, since when do you like jazz Mr Dick?)

[nixon-official]

Since I started hanging out with Frank Sinatra! @therealfranksinatra

[therealfranksinatra]

Indeed Richard Nixon, jazz is peak music

[therealfranksinatra]

Mr. Sinatra! Have you heard the Sex Pistols cover of My Way? :D

https://youtu.be/E3hMF6l68KM?si=kCzpsN6vvrDRuJaA

I have not! I will listen to this song and give my honest rating

[therealfranksinatra]

I’m scared

[therealfranksinatra]

Mr. Sinatra! Have you heard the Sex Pistols cover of My Way? :D

https://youtu.be/E3hMF6l68KM?si=kCzpsN6vvrDRuJaA

I have not! I will listen to this song and give my honest rating

[therealfranksinatra]

Fellas I just found out about the game Roblox, is my little character man good or should I change it?

[therealfranksinatra]

How many Presleys have you killed, my liege oh mighty Mr sinatra

I have not killed any Presleys yet, however I have concepts of a plan to kill them. It involves their toilets in their homes…

[ilovettrpgs]

Is this a skibidi toilet reference

[therealfranksinatra]

A skibidi what now, you kids and your new generational lingo will never compare. Only 1915 kids understand

[therealfranksinatra]

How many Presleys have you killed, my liege oh mighty Mr sinatra

I have not killed any Presleys yet, however I have concepts of a plan to kill them. It involves their toilets in their homes…

[therealfranksinatra]

You hating Elvi is actually so funny to me because Frank and Elvis were casual acquaintances irl

I would never EVER be an friends with that Presley devil. He is ruining the music industry and we must take it back.

[therealfranksinatra]

Sorry for being gone for so long fellas I was playing the valve orange box. I am now back and ready to continue the effort to defeat the Presleys and save the music industry….

[therealfranksinatra]

I am quite fond of sonic adventure 2

[nixon-official]

im. in tha slimetime crime rhymes blimey im british now lol jk im not a bloody limey

[therealfranksinatra]

Mr Nixon I have escaped the orb, shall we resume the elimination of the Presleys?

[therealfranksinatra]

🔨

Use this to break free. I believe in you. The Evlii will fall

Gasp

[sauromon-presley-the-orber]

Woah mama, i cast hammer be gone

[therealfranksinatra]

Your too late Presley…

[sauromon-presley-the-orber]

woah mama, its time for the cursed spell

I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION

[therealfranksinatra]

You fool, I have evolved past the need for testicles, for now I am SUPER SINATRA!!!

[sauromon-presley-the-orber]

i cast, thats sonic not frank sinatra

[therealfranksinatra]

Have you ever seen me and sonic in the same room?

[elvis-resercher-official]

Y-y-y ou- saaaaaaaaaaW Noth-thing here… right?

It’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s- warm inside

Join u-us

[therealfranksinatra]

Your the first Presley on my Presley hit list

[therealfranksinatra]

🔨

Use this to break free. I believe in you. The Evlii will fall

Gasp

[sauromon-presley-the-orber]

Woah mama, i cast hammer be gone

[therealfranksinatra]

Your too late Presley…

[sauromon-presley-the-orber]

woah mama, its time for the cursed spell

I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama dire situation call for dire calls, I didn't want to do this but

LET YOUR GARLIC BREAD ALWAUS MOLD MAMA!!!

[therealfranksinatra]

You 2nd fool……. I have evolved past garlic bread even, prepare, for my SINATRA BLAST

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama you forgot about *cover eyes*

[therealfranksinatra]

Damn he really did prepare for my Sinatra blast 😞

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mana this post is NOT ace elvis approved

Woah mama you'll always have soggy garlic bread now

[therealfranksinatra]

Aw man 😞 what did I ever do to deserve this

[therealfranksinatra]

🔨

Use this to break free. I believe in you. The Evlii will fall

Gasp

[sauromon-presley-the-orber]

Woah mama, i cast hammer be gone

[therealfranksinatra]

Your too late Presley…

[sauromon-presley-the-orber]

woah mama, its time for the cursed spell

I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama dire situation call for dire calls, I didn't want to do this but

LET YOUR GARLIC BREAD ALWAUS MOLD MAMA!!!

[therealfranksinatra]

You 2nd fool……. I have evolved past garlic bread even, prepare, for my SINATRA BLAST

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama you forgot about *cover eyes*

[therealfranksinatra]

Damn he really did prepare for my Sinatra blast 😞