A Shitty Fire Emblem Blog

Y’all I’m so hyped for Three Houses!I probably won’t tag anything but I can if y’all want. Leaning towards black eagles, but could go for any of them at this point...    He/Him, 16, gay, relatively human shaped mound of disaster and anxiety

[thotkumi]

“dont look at my fucking boner when we fight, dimitri”

[knightingaleforce]

When the game acknowledges Byleth’s dead-fish eyes 😂👏🏼

[mazarin]

My Homage to the Leicester Alliance and House Golden Deer.

“Yet we have the strength to scale the walls between us, to reach out our hands in friendship so we can open our true hearts to one another. That’s how we win!” - Claude von Riegan

[storiesfromgarregmach]

Lesbians, what is your wisdom today?

Dorothea: hnjknjjhjnj gggirl...jkhnkhjjjhj

Hilda: Invest in silver

Leonie: kiss women

Mercedes: all girls...beautiful

Excellent.

Gays, what is your wisdom today?

Caspar: boys...very good

Ignatz: aggssjqowhbrlad

Claude: men, nice

Felix: azz

Felix: nice

[flower123wf]

“Tell me, Sasuke. Do you recall the Red Canyon?”

[fireemblem3h-incorrectquotes]

Dorothea: You lost a lot of blood and passed out, do you remember anything?

Linhardt: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Edelgard: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Linhardt: But I heard sirens?

Dorothea: That was Casper.

Casper: I was WORRIED

[therealgarregmach]

I’m so conflicted!!!

I like the black eagles the most as a house, but most of my fave characters are in the blue lions!!! Like too many of them to recruit them all, and I really don’t want to wreck canon friendships because that’s so angsty!

[summoner-soul]

Here are some Black Eagle icons! Free to use with credit!

Blue Lion Icons

[khemorrhoids]

it’s me golden deer house stan 

[prideprejudce]

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

[prideprejudce]

[prideprejudce]

[ephemeralblitz]

But I just imagined Dimitri walks into a room, Sylvain and Felix see him, they start up a conversation about “updog”. Ingrid is just like “guys, no”, but it’s too late

Dimitri walks into it like a face down rake

And that’s what got me started on the whole thing.

[doodlerh]

leonie…marianne..

leosbianne

[therealgarregmach]

I just realized that I will be away the day the game comes out, and I wont go online at all until I have finished the game, so there will be a long period of relative silence from me.

[withlove-so]

Here are my hot takes. Since Tumblr’s algorithm is being mean to me I’ve just been making stuff like this lol.

[diversehighfantasy]

[afloweroutofstone]

The ACLU has a know your rights guide for immigrants available in English, Arabic, Chinese, Creole, Farsi, French, Indonesian, Korean, Portuguese, Somali, Spanish, Tagalog, Urdu, and Vietnamese.

[therealgarregmach]

This is important, spread the word

[gizaoyas]

Fire Emblem Three Houses 

[therealgarregmach]

Just as a heads up, I will be very spoiler heavy blog so keep that in mind!!